Are you sure Cheney is fully alive and breathing? He looks like

[democrat in Tallahassee]

a walking corpse. Really, he looks like shit.

[aquart]

1. Link? Picture?

[wakeme2008]

2. IMHO he like the rest of them is on drugs

when told twice to fuck himself, he just got a funny smile.

[KansDem]

3. Probably got that way trying to f*ck himself...

...as the "political astute observer"* suggested he do this morning...

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*Formerly "heckler."

[cynatnite]

4. Pale and fat

He seems like he's retaining a lot of fluid. I'm wondering if it's CHF, congestive heart failure. Fluid retention is a major sign.

I wouldn't be surprised if his health has worsened considerably.

[Sanity Claws]

7. I also thought that

He looks bloated and moon-faced. Steroids often cause a person to get moon-faced. Don't have enough medical information to know the conditions for which steriods are prescribed.

[Skidmore]

5. He always looks like

he's been spit out of the Borg.

[Canuckistanian]

9. His real name is Concentrator 8

Had his first implant at 6 months old.

He has an annoying habit of saying "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated"

[WI_DEM]

6. With his heart troubles I'm surprised he is constantly 50# or more

overweight.

[AllegroRondo]

8. He's animatronic.

Disney rebuilt him 4 years ago.

[CityZen-X]

10. After The Advice He Was Given.....

he decided to phuck himself and contracted V.D!

[TomInTib]

11. I think he is wearing a vest

Mr Popularity

Does anyone remember if Clinton ever wore one?

[AndyTiedye]

12. The Undead Always Look Like That