Barbara Bush relocated!

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Ex-First Lady Barbara Bush has been transported to a facility where she will have plenty of food and water, but no more media appearances. She will be much more comfortable in her new location, surrounded by armed guards 24 hours per day said White House spokesman Scott McClellan. McClellan added, "This is working very well for her."


I wish I could take credit for this.

http://www.Borowitzreport.com

[NotGivingUp]

1. So EXCELLENT!!! Good job Scott!! :D

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4. Welcome to DU!

You're going to love it here!

[jedr]

2. and the sock in her mouth is a nice touch.

[Opusnone]

3. Will she get a debit card?

Or will she end up in a forgotten nursing home in a flooded parish?

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6. Once again, if it hasn't already been said, "Welcome to DU!"

[Mikimouse]

5. Martha Mitchell redux?

[NYCGirl]

7. Except that we found out that "crazy" Martha Mitchell was telling

the truth!

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8. Damned if that's not correct!

It was in the late 60's or early 70's when Martha said, "This country is going to swing so far to the right that you won't recognize it." Good call, Martha.

[NYCGirl]

9. That poor woman was swiftboated so bad, and her husband helped! NT

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12. John Mitchell would fit in nicely with this administration.

That was one truly evil sonuvabitch!

[Mikimouse]

11. She was the only one in the Nixon cabal who dared to speak...

truth to power. I always thought she was pretty cool. maybe a bit eccentric, but cool nonetheless.

[Mikimouse]

10. Oh yeas, I remember all of it too well...

we all wondered what was going to happen to Martha, and were not surprised at her somewhat early demise. I was sure that food ole John got the word to 'take her out'.