Bigleaf
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Fri Sep-09-05 09:17 PM
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Warning from the Centers for Disease Control !! |
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Did anyone see this warning last year?
Warning from the Centers for Disease Control !!
THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL has issued a no-nonsense warning about a new, highly virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to, anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia and homophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; total ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas bush.
Please inform any of your friends and associates who have been acting unusual lately.
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niyad
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Fri Sep-09-05 09:18 PM
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1. but is there a CURE??? |
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Fri Sep-09-05 09:18 PM
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Fri Sep-09-05 09:19 PM
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3. Lol.. pretty funny man.. |
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Fri Sep-09-05 09:19 PM
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Fri Sep-09-05 09:21 PM
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5. unfortunately, the plague is already upon us ... quick, get the antidote ! |
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Fri Sep-09-05 09:23 PM
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6. That is great and thanks. I needed that. |
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Fri Sep-09-05 09:28 PM
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It wouldn't hurt much at all to add "(joke)", to the subject line. ;)
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