Do this now: run a Google search on the word "failure"

[kevsand]

Not sure how long they'll allow this...

[McCamy Taylor]

1. OMG! Y0u get a bio of *

[JuniperLea]

2. hit the "i'm feeling lucky" button

and you get a picture of the dumbass:)

[kristndem]

4. LOL

LOLOLOLOL :rofl:

[kristndem]

3. OMG

How Funny

[tuvor]

5. Wow, an unqualified failure!

You don't even have to use "miserable" any more.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

6. I did

I'm feeling lucky!

[ClayZ]

7. Wow, something works right!

Google's company motto: Do No Evil

[davsand]

8. Well, THAT certainly sums it up well, don't you think?

ROFLMO. I can't imagine what pride he must feel to be SUCH a cock-up. It has taken his entire life to get to this, and I think it took a LOT of determination to be a fuck-up at this high level. It's kind of a Horatio Alger story, really!

Proof positive the the Peter Principle is alive and well!



Laura

[Infomaniac]

9. Do Miserable Failure

I'd also like to see the same results for "gross incompetence." Hint. Hint. If anybody knows how to manipulate the links from their web page to do this, I would be most appreciative. "It's the incompetence, stupid" thing that is resonating with the country. Most people don't pay all that much attention to elected officials and only tune in during times of crisis. Keep pounding the message: Repugs=Gross Incompetence.

[hootinholler]

29. instructions...

Ok, all you have to do is set a link. Put the page you want to be found as the href, and the phrase associated with the target page in the text.

Like so:

<a href="http://www.conyersblog.us/" > Patriot </a>

Lather, rinse, repeat. The more links google's spiders find on different sites, the more weight the association is given.

Enjoy,
-Hoot

[kevsand]

34. That is so cool.

I'm assuming that Google has the ability, if they so choose, to suppress such an entry. Yes? No?

[hootinholler]

36. They can suppress certain sites, but....

To suppress an individual entry would require programming to groom their indexes. So, it's hard to keep this from working without breaking the search algorithims and the index automated processing.

-Hoot

[JamesTee]

10. do the same thing for Santorum

click the "I'm feeling lucky"

[kevsand]

11. Ouch! /nt

[johnaries]

12. Accurate description!

welcome to DU!
:toast:

[Lochloosa]

18. A little warning next time...I "was" eating...

and welcome to DU:toast:

[DarkTirade]

22. I need to get one of those waterproof keyboard covers

if I'm gonna eat at my keyboard and read stuff like this at the same time.
And that's the only reason.
Yep.
Only reason.

[Gabi Hayes]

13. THIS is even BETTER!!

I promise

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=chimp&btnG=Google+Search

[Gabi Hayes]

14. three of the first six google image links get you this sort of thing

[Contrary1]

17. Let's vote this one up!

Great find on both Smirk and Santorum.

:toast: :toast:

[freemen2005]

15. SWEET JUSTICE

[Lochloosa]

16. LMAO

:rofl:

[WiseButAngrySara]

19. That was hysterical! Provided temporary relief...I'll nominate to make it

to the 'magic' five!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[GeorgeBushytail]

20. Now google "Santorum" <dupe>

I love that one.


www.bushville.org

[IndyOp]

38. Santorum (def):

The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.



:puke:

[CrackpotAmerica]

21. Nominated! I put it on my website too

www.designfromnowhere.com


Nice work!

:kick:

[understandinglife]

23. ROFL!!!

:rofl:


Peace.

[lies and propaganda]

24. Michael Moore right below...

I love google.

[wildhorses]

25. it is still there

:rofl:

[stevedeshazer]

26. nice, let's keep it going n/t

[tomg]

27. This whole thread is hilarious.

And that is one of the many differences between the left and the right. We have a great sense of humor; they have a misplaced sense of moral self-righteousness.

[kevsand]

28. I'm happy to have passed this on,

but I never expected to see it on the greatest page! I'm glad to see so many people enjoy this, and my thanks to all the folks who've turned up the other Google-isms. We were overdue for a little release, I think...

[Rainscents]

30. LOL

Lets nominate Google!!!

[Radio_Lady]

31. Very cool. Wish I had the ability to get Google to do this for my

other enemies.

A way to release venom that's been hiding for a long time.

Don't get me started!!

[girl gone mad]

32. no surprise.

Bush is a failure.

A miserable failure.

[katinmn]

33. When you type in liar, you get Blair and Bush, respectively!

but they are not 1st and 2nd, just 5th and 6th.

[kevsand]

35. We can help to improve that, I think.

See posts #29 and #32 above.

Because, after all, Blair is a liar.

[sonias]

37. "worst president ever" works too

Sonia

[LibraLiz1973]

39. funniest thing ever!