PHOTO: Reknowned lesbian book authoress meets with disaster officials

[Bluebear]

Unfortunately, she is "not a good person".

[aquart]

1. Huh?

[Bluebear]

5. Huh what?

Can you be more specific? :)

[johnaries]

6. I believe BlueBear is being a little sarcastic and referring to

some of the "tell-all books" (lies) that have been written about her.

Actions really DO speak louder than words, don't they?

[smirkymonkey]

2. Why is she sitting next to a giant turd pile?

Oh, wait.....never mind.

[Bluebear]

3. She's used to the odor by now. nt

[EnfantTerrible]

4. OK. I give...

Who is she?

[blondeatlast]

9. Mary Cheney, the Shrubbery's token lesbian. nt

[EnfantTerrible]

12. I thought that his daughter was the token?

Maybe I was "tokin'" when I heard/read/saw that... :smoke:

[blondeatlast]

13. Oops; it appears BlueBear and I are both mistaken. My bad. nt

[Misunderestimator]

15. I think bluebear is referring to the "lesbian" book she wrote

[Bluebear]

16. Indeedy.

She wrote a book with lesbian themes, then bascially used her daughter when attacking Kerry, as if he "outed" her. Many times during the campaign the "good" daughter was onstage with her family while the gay daughter was nowhere to be seen...until she inked a deal with Coor's brewery to be one of their spokespeople. It's a complicated tale, isn't it?

[blondeatlast]

18. Oops, again I'm sorry. (skulks away..) nt

[Bluebear]

Get back here!

NOBODY leaves! lol

[Maat]

10. Lynne Cheney, none other than the wife of DICK Cheney.

Lynne authored a few half-rate lesbian love scenes when she was younger - and trying to be an 'AUTHOR.'

[blondeatlast]

7. He's grilling her on how she managed to summon God's wrath

upon New Orleans.

Nah, even turdblossom wouldn't do that to his own daughter, would he?

On second thought--PLEASE--don't answer that.

Please note deep, dark, heavy :sarcasm:

[annabanana]

8. that's funny!

[JitterbugPerfume]

11. She exudes

her own foul perfume

[Misunderestimator]

14. Please don't call her a lesbian.

That's insulting.

[Bluebear]

17. You are absolutely correct.

[blogslut]

19. here's a link to Mrs. Cheney's book Sisters

http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp

Does this make her a lesbian? No.

Does it make her a failed fiction writer? Not neccessarily.

After all, she wants to re-write American history so that it's totally fabulous!

[ToolTex]

20. Ya'll crack me up. Who's on first? Who's on first. No. What's Lynn?

Who's leading and who's blind?
Who are these hypocritical pigs? Common criminals? No absolutely not!
They are uber rich super criminals. The fem is a self-replicating dyke. The guy in the bulky undisclosed body armor is an evil automatron driven by an electronic implant and inflated every three hours by an oil pipeline running directly into his rectum.