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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 07:29 PM
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Two questions: First one is about ex AG John Ashcroft and Crisco
I saw this exchange on anther web board and I'd like to know what it's referring to:

Attorney General John Ashcroft who couldn't beat a dead man in a Senate race, who held prayer services daily at the Department of Justice and who hid an art deco statue of Justice behind a curtain because her breast was exposed...



You forgot the Crisco.


Question 1: What's the deal with John Ashcroft and Crisco?

Question 2: How come donuts are so incredibly yummy?
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 07:30 PM
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1. ashcroft used to get 'annointed' in the spirit of the king david
when he'd win an eLection. one time, they were out of annointment oiL, so they ran to the store and bought crisco to use instead.

the crisco kid.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 07:33 PM
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5. I kinda did the same thing with Crisco once... but I can't discuss it here
Family forum, don't cha know?
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 07:34 PM
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6. i know
whenever i read/think about his crisco annointment i think of something entireLy different.

and to think, he's do homophobic. hmmmm. :think:
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melody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 07:39 PM
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8. Is that what they're calling it these days?
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 07:31 PM
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2. Question 1
He used to (I imagine he still does) anoint himself with Crisco oil...performs his own sacraments.

Question 2. Donuts are yummy?

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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 07:31 PM
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3. Oh wait, Third Question: Can I put an "I told you so" bumper sticker on
... my car next to my John Kerry bumper sticker? Or is that too tacky?
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 07:42 PM
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9. Not nearly as tacky anything that comes out of the Bu$h family's mouths
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MountainLaurel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 07:32 PM
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4. Question #2
Sugar + Fat + Fried = yummy
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bobbieinok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 07:35 PM
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7. annointing people with oil is now 'in' in the Assembly of God, Pentecostal
churches he is part of

I think this is pretty new

Benny Hinn meetings: at several points he leads attendees in softly singing one word 'annointing' over and over
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comradebillyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 07:45 PM
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10. asscrack+crisco=fisting
anointing is just a ruse
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