Caption this...

[Eurobabe]

When do I get to read My Pet Alligator to the kids?

[underpants]

1. Yeah uh when is the bus getting here Mayor? I have been waiting 5 minutes!

-do the second sentence in a angry footstompin' gay voice-

[11 Bravo]

2. Is this Brazil?

Someone told me they have black people there.

[Sanity Claws]

3. I don't want to disgust anyone

but look at the crotch area in Bush's pants. Is this a cameltoe moment?

[rzemanfl]

6. They don't put the receiver on his back anymore. n/t

[shaniqua6392]

7. Oh my God!!

Did you notice that too?? ROFL Thanks, I needed a laugh.
On edit: It looks weely weely little!

[shaniqua6392]

4. Um, why is he thrusting his thingy toward Gov. Blanco?

I think he wants to read the Gov. a bedtime story! LOL!!!

[Sanity Claws]

10. Is it aimed at her?

I think he just tilts right naturally.

[MsTryska]

24. I dunno....looks like that boner he popped

is for the man in uniform next to him.

[Roland99]

5. "So, when do they show us their tits?"

[defiant1]

23. LMAO....

That's the funniest shit I've seen all day.

:rofl:

[MisterP]

8. he's acting like a five-year-old again

if I were either of them I wouldn't give him the time of day (but that would be not pleasuring the God-King and be "screwing" or people--newsflash, aid to U.S. citizens should not be dependent on their reigonal leaders giving it to the national leader)

[porphyrian]

9. "I'm a stupid fucking piece of shit traitor!" - n/t

[BlueJac]

11. I wish Rove was here....so I could think of something to say!

[phusion]

12. Bush: Man I really have to take a dump...

can we go now?"

[obreaslan]

13. I knew I had seen this photo before. It looked so familiar.....

same thing....

[Sanity Claws]

17. The second photo is just a red x

Can you do anything to fix it?

[El Supremo]

14. "I'm not looking forward to this."

Sometimes what he actually says is better than making something up.

[Totally Committed]

15. Nothing to see here, folks, so move along...

Or maybe:

Katrina? That is, like, so ten minutes ago! I'm, like, trying to decide which American city to destroy next. They said, you know... as if, George! Majorly pissed me off.

TC

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. Look at me...I've got my thumb up my ass and I'm not using...

..any hands! This is too cool!

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. 'Left to right,

Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam, the late Graham Chapman, John Cleese and Terry Jones wait on the set of 'Monty Dubya and the Holy WMD' for a 16-tonne weight to drop on them."

[underpants]

19. Nagin:"You didn't hear? Brown resigned"

[Whoa_Nelly]

20. Shut up, Nagin! I'm pretending you aren't here.

[BringEmOn]

21. "Damn...I got shit-faced in that tranny bar.....

I'm poppin' wood just thinkin' about it."

[WeRQ4U]

22. "Sometimes, when I get nervous, I put my hands in my armpits, and then..."

"I smell 'em like this"

[RepublicanElephant]

25. ...

dubya: "yeah, that there's the strip club i used to go to on my many fun trips to n'orleans."

nagin: "uh... that's a gay club."

dubya: "yes. it is."

[Whoa_Nelly]

26. Can't you tell by the way Ah'm a-standin'

that Ah'm to-tah-lee disconnected from re-al-la-tee!?!?!