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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 06:37 PM
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Bush Replaces: "Brownie Do Nothing" with "Duct Tape Dave!" Sheesh!
Edited on Mon Sep-12-05 06:53 PM by KoKo01
Got tape?

"Did you remember the duct tape?" is the question being tossed around dinner tables in homes across the country these days. "Remember the Duct Tape," might become this generation's equivalent of "Remember the Maine" or "Remember the Alamo."


Duct tape is being hailed as a key ingredient for surviving a terrorist attack. Why? Because the government suggests that designating a room in your home, and sealing it with plastic sheeting held firmly in place by duct tape, will help protect you from fallout resulting from a biological, chemical or nuclear attack. (One thing all you Martha Stewart or HGTV-types should know is that duct tape comes in a number of colors. In addition to the traditional gray, there's yellow, blue and camouflage as well.)

However, before running off to your local hardware store, ask yourself what in heaven's name the Bush Administration is up to. Has it gone completely daft? Is manufacturing fear going to ratchet up support for Bush's war with Iraq? Do the Bushites really want the American people in such a discombobulated state that the only thing Americans can think about is where to find the required amount of duct tape they need?

Even I don't believe that this is what the neocons had in mind when they first began developing plans for US global domination in the twenty-first century. Did they really expect this global domination thing to be a cakewalk?

http://64.233.179.104/search?q=cache:2dC92lmqE7YJ:www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm%3FItemID%3D14505+David+Paulison,+Duct+Tape&hl=en
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AND...THERE'S THIS!


Embattled Brown Resigns As FEMA Chief;

Bush named R. David Paulison, head of the FEMA's emergency preparedness force, to replace Brown.

The president was told of Brown's resignation earlier Monday and spoke to
Homeland Security Secretary Mike Chertoff, who was Brown's boss, from Air Force One in the afternoon as he flew back to Washington from an overnight visit to the region.

White House spokesman Scott McClellan said the White House did not seek Brown's resignation.

"This was Mike Brown's decision and we respect his decision," McClellan said.

McClellan praised Brown's work but conspicuously left out any reference to his contribution to the Katrina efforts.

"The president appreciates Mike Brown's service," he said. "Mike has done a lot of great work on a number of hurricanes."

Besides leading FEMA's emergency preparedness force, Paulison has led the U.S. Fire Administration since December 2001, according to a biography posted on FEMA's Web site.

He is a career firefighter from Miami who was among the emergency workers responding to Hurricane Andrew in 1992 and the crash of ValuJet Flight 592 in the Florida Everglades in 1996.

Paulison also was chief of the Miami-Dade Fire Rescue Department, leading 1,900 personnel and a $200 million operating budget. He was in charge of Dade County's emergency management office, according to the biography.

In an interview, Brown said he feared he had become a distraction.

His resignation came three days after he was sent back to headquarters from the Gulf area, where he had been the government's disaster point-man. It also came a little more than a week after Bush, on his first on-the-ground visit to the region after the storm, said, "Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/katrina_brown;_ylt=AseUPkuHWQ9oh2TSo0jnw9Ss0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ--







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journalist3072 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 06:42 PM
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1. A Classic Moment Courtesy of Carol Mosley Braun
I still remember Ambassador Carol Mosley Braun giving a speech during the Democratic Primary.

She held up a piece of duct tape, and said "This is not a substitute for diplomacy."

It was brilliant! This post just reminded me of that!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:37 PM
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5. Heheh... good one!
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URGENT yet easy! Hold the government accountable for Katrina's aftermath
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journalist3072 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 08:17 PM
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8. Yes, it was classic.
I felt so bad for her though, when she gave the speech, because it was only a few people in the audience.

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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 08:35 PM
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9. She was way up on my list. It kept juggling around day to day although
Dennis was always in the top spot. But Howard, Al, John E, and Carol kept switching places depending on the lastest thing I heard from them that I really liked. I still say John Kerry should have snpped up most if not all of his primary contenders for cabinet positions.

I LIVE for the day we have press conferences with Al Sharpton. That would be so much more interesting that it is with Scotty. *lol*

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TerdlowSmedley Donating Member (463 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 06:53 PM
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2. Duct and cover.
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:06 PM
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3. Kieth Olbermann is ON THIS RIGHT NOW! He's GOT IT ALL...MSNBC!
tune it in or tape it LATER!!!!
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:36 PM
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4. You had to "wade through the spin" on MSNBC's "Katrina Retrospective"
and I had problems with most of it.. Matthews was about what I expected (:puke) but Olbermann...DID TRY...even though the GE Media Whores tried to compromise him...he did get his "digs" in.

But, even with Olbermann, I find MSNBC sort of the "GE Propaganda Channel." That Bushies polls are so low is the only way they gave thier journalists/Reports some slack on the "pit bull chain" that MSNBC holds over their Media.

Still...it was interesting. I found CNN better in coverage before the night...so maybe MSNBC RULES after Dobbs. I can't watch Larry King (old hack who should be out to pasture for shilling for the "entertainment Disinfo Media" and the rest of them.

I did think that CBS, CNN and MSNBC did TRY tonight, though. Give them a B-. :shrug:
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:42 PM
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6. Are we going to fix the levees with
duct tape? Geesh! :eyes:
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 07:55 PM
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7. They think Jesus used "Duct Tape" for his Fishermen/Apostles...
How do you reach people like that? :shrug:
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RallyInDC Donating Member (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 08:40 PM
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10. sorry but this guy's got to go too. I thought he could handle it being
a fireman and everything, but seriously how the hell is he going to help the survivors?!?? DUCK TAPE THEM ALL TOGETHER?!???

god damn it! paulson needs to step down, get someone in there who's handled a tornado type situation before!!!! someone with credentials!!! make james lee whit the chief of FEMA!

and then fire mike chertoff...what a crackpot. fire chertoff, bush, and the incompetent moron card once and for all.
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KerryOn Donating Member (899 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:07 PM
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11. Oh you have got to be frigging kidding!
It only takes one dumb ass to replace a dumb ass with another dumb ass.

Just when you think it can't get any worse. Why would who ever is really running this country even think about doing this when they know what the response is going to be. "Duct Tape Dave?"

Oh Canada... Glorious and Free....
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RallyInDC Donating Member (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:10 PM
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12. damn right, this is the worse mistake ever...
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:11 PM
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13. Not too long ago I created this flash political attack ad
about this very subject - it's called "Duct Tape Theater" with music by the Dandy Warhols.. at Takebackthemedia.com

http://66.230.230.110/geeklog/public_html/staticpages/index.php?page=20040602184656622
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:13 PM
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14. Ode to the Duct Tape Dude
A little bit of tape..

tear ducts overflowing...
illuminati eye averted..
corpse dust , in the wind blowing
screams with no sound....
decency and compassion denied, subverted ...
horror, devastation and fear abound..
pillage, plunder and rape
only "victory", they'll be showing..
all that is needed is some tape...
duct tape for our eyes, so We need not see
duct tape for our ears, so we need not hear??...
duct tape for our mouths so we need not speak
duct tape for the ducts of their tears????...
videotape to chronicle successes...
surgical tape for Iraqi injured...
red tape to expose the excesses..

scotch tape to mend our constitution??

written about Iraq, but it's oddly fitting NOLA too..parts of it anyway
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