Why does this Prezdent walk with his arms and hands about 2 feet from

[onecent]

his body....Makes me want to puke...he must practice this in the mirror over and over and over and over.

[SeattleGirl]

1. Gettin' ready ta draw his guns!

A cowboy hasta be ready, ya know.

[ecoflame]

2. BINGO! (n/t)

N/T

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. Ayuh

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[mopaul]

3. chafed armpits from tree climbing

[npincus]

21. tee hee

[Rude Horner]

5. You don't think he READS on vacation, do you?

He's watching old John Wayne movies. He thinks it makes him look like a cowboy.

[MisterP]

6. he's a goddamn chimp

(a thousand apologies to non-Republican members of the gens Pan)

[Mabus]

7. His arms don't want to touch his body

and can you blame them?!?

[havocmom]

8. Some poetic DUer said he is carrying invisible watermelons

under his arms. Cracks me up now whenever the Dimson is on TV walking.

[SeattleGirl]

17. LOL! I've hear of The Rhinestone Cowboy, but

never The Watermelon Cowboy! :7

[6000eliot]

9. My older brother used to walk around like that when he was about 13

He was trying to look like a tough guy.

[DURHAM D]

11. Bingo - also he doesn't want to rub his arms on the bulletproof

vest.

[DemonFighterLives]

15. Yep it is a tough guy thing.

I also call it the peacock fluff to make himself appear like a prime specimen. It is mostly an instinctual remnant that progressives have mostly lost.

[blm]

24. Bush just wants people to THINK he rides horses when he's scared of them

Just like he does with everything. He puts on a show but there's nothing BUT show. He's the most insincere person I have ever seen operate.

I totally see the 13 yo MAN thing....heheh.

[Lena inRI]

10. For balance. . .

all his cocaine-booze days are finally exhibiting themselves as vertigo. . .falling off bike. . .he's either with arms outward or pretending to escort his honey Laura when in fact he's leaning on her for balance.

Unfit to be President. . .now and before!

:thumbsdown:

[MojoXN]

12. It's called the "Bush Swagger."

If he walked normally, you'd instantly notice that his penis was really, really, infintesimally tiny, and that his testicles were non-existent. Hence, the distracting "Bush Swagger."

MojoXN

[calico1]

13. Its his version of looking manly and

resolute. :rofl:

[Lost-in-FL]

14. He used to be obese and his arms stayed like that...

[Vickers]

16. Near-constant masturbation.

Sadly, I suffer from it, too. :spank:

[MojoXN]

23. As do I.

If it weren't for masturbating 6+ times a day, this involuntary celibacy would kill me. Why, oh why, are most people turned off by the intellectual? Any attractive young DU ladies want to try to redeem my faith in the fairer sex?

MojoXN

[ThingsGottaChange]

18. He's imagining

his biceps are so huge he can't get his arms any closer to his body. And, of course, he thinks we all think it's true.

[jrthin]

19. That walk reminds me of someone

who has a stick up his a$$, or maybe constipation.

[Sydnie]

20. He wants to make sure his nutsack is safe from a terrorist attack so

he wraps in in plastic and seals it with duct tape. Ever feel what it feels like when a bandaid grabs hair? Imagine if it was duct tape doing the grabbing ... he clearly is trying not to pull himself bald. :sarcasm:

[npincus]

22. it's the "Chickenhawk Shuffle"

[npincus]

25. or... it's like when the cops make you walk a straight line

afetr they pull you over for a DUI

[Jamastiene]

26. What I wonder is how they trained him not to scratch his belly in public.

Well, that is what apes do, isn't it?