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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:59 PM
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should bush be FORCED to read a few morning newspapers?
or have a DVD made up of the latest news that he should maybe be concerned about?
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:01 PM
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1. Good luck.
Can you imagine the hissy fit? Or how long it would take for someoen to draw everything in pictures for him to comprehend?
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Kenroy Donating Member (768 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:04 PM
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2. No
He'd waste half his day trying to figure out "Ziggy".
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:05 PM
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3. he's still quite perplexed over 'kathy'
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Kenroy Donating Member (768 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:28 PM
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11. well
to be honest, even I don't get "Cathy".
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NVMojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:06 PM
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4. Has he graduated from reading "My Pet Goat" yet?
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:11 PM
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5. haven't you heard? he has his people read the papers for him, so that he
"can get a wide variety of views"

you are assuming he knows how to read?
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NRaleighLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:12 PM
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6. Perhaps a few headlines sung to popular kids tunes -
we could change "Do you know the muffin man" to..."Do you Know how Bad Things Are", stuff like that....maybe put them on 78 vinyl so he could use his little record player.
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nevergiveup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:13 PM
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7. A constitutional amendment is in order
requiring all presidents to pass a basic weekly current events quiz.
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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:14 PM
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8. Hell no! That would be torture...Amerikka doesn't engage in torture
you moran. :crazy:
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:17 PM
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9. That would be like teaching a parrot.
I'm afraid he's not educable.
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:19 PM
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10. one CAN teach a parrot various things, though
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TexanDem Donating Member (786 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:30 PM
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12. Can he read???
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:33 PM
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13. Nope. Bush shoud be forced to help clean up the dead for about a month,
then forced to insert his head into a guillotine. After a military tribunal, of course.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 07:29 AM
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15. he DID take responsibility, sort of a confession if you will
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earth mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 11:57 PM
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14. It's doubful that he can read anything more in depth than
"My pet goat". :eyes:
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 07:32 AM
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16. Maybe his staff can put together a daily animated Flash presentation
so he can watch it while he eats breakfast.
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Bernardo de La Paz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 07:36 AM
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17. Inundate the White House with DVDs as part of campaign.
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etherealtruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 07:38 AM
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18. Puppet Theater ?
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 07:41 AM
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19. Lets just keep reminding people that our pResident has no interest
in local, national, or world events.

Why the hell don't more people find that disturbing and terrifying?
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leesa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 07:59 AM
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20. You can't force him to comprehend.
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