Bush's Address to the Nation on Thursday Night will be...

[berni_mccoy]

hmmmmm

[berni_mccoy]

1. Just realized, I should have added All of Above except Resigning

It's one thing to leave us in a total state of disaster...

But it's more like Bush's M.O. to put us in a state of disaster and claim SUCCESS!

Shout out if you think this option is it!

[FSogol]

2. He'll say he's "werking hard and that presidentin's hard werk." nt

[EnfantTerrible]

3. I thought that we had already been sold to China.

I'm so out of the loop.

[berni_mccoy]

5. Ah, they own less than 50% so far...

It's not official until they are majority stakeholder!

:rofl:

[EnfantTerrible]

7. The nuance of these transactions

has always alluded me.

[ixion]

4. 911 WOT Stay the course freedom democracy at gunpoint is hardwork

blah blah blah.

He's never said anything else, why would he start now? :shrug:

[MN ChimpH8R]

6. Ten pounds of horseshit in a five pound sack. nt

[jokerman93]

8. None of the Above

I expect Bush will get up there, and in his special incoherent way, attempt to connect all the dots for us in some brand new outrageous narrative fiction about America's mission, and how well we're all doing.

I'll bet he even tries to neutralize the racist/classist accusations that have been increasing lately from a number of quarters. And oh yeah, he'll reinforce the 9/11 - Iran connection. ...Oh, did I say Iran? I meant Iraq.

Whatever. Commander CuckooBananas will deliver more Rovian bullshit to baffle us, make us question our memory of the facts and debate and analyze for the next week or so while Bushco proceeds unhindered with their fiendish plan for world domination!

(It's all so surreal like a James Bond film. LOL.)

But wouldn't it be great if he just resigns to spend more time with his family?

:smoke:

[mcscajun]

10. Yup...Rovian Bullshit should be up there in the poll selections.

'Cause there's NO reason for him to be yapping at us Thursday night. None.

He's NOT going to resign...we don't want his "apologies" for what "may have gone wrong" with the response to Katrina.

A prime-time address is too big a forum to announce a nominee. We're not going to attack anyone new (at least not this week.)

This is major spin control, pure and simple. His poll numbers are plummeting like a rock, so something has to be said to bolster his base and try and recover control over the domestic agenda.

[H2O Man]

14. Interesting.

I posted my answer before reading your's. We seem to be on the same wave-length.

[Itchinjim]

9. "War with another Country "

"Our troops are crossing the border of the terrorist state of Syria/Iran even as I speak to you my fellow 'mericins"

[alfredo]

11. Resigning. So Cheney can appoint Condi as vice president,

giving her a leg up on 2008.

[BringEmOn]

12. ..to announce the invasion of Aruba

to rescue the missing white girl. Gotta take the sheeples' minds of the Katrina Klusterfuk.

[AntiCoup2K4]

17. That really wouldn't surprise me. Just look at the map for the reason why.

...What's just on the other side of Aruba? Venezuela and lots and lots of oil.....

[H2O Man]

13. Other: None of the choices.

It will be an attempt to use cinematic images from the past, which have been implanted in people's minds through repeated exposure to such images on tv for years and years, to create a "leadership" image of the clown from Washington DC.

[jokerman93]

15. Rovian Sorcery! LOL n/t

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[Catherine Vincent]

18. I picked other.

He doesn't know what he's going to talk about. Rove and company are still working on a strategy. Bush is, after all, a puppet.

[berni_mccoy]

19. OMG, I may have to change my vote to WAR with IRAN!

Check this out:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1778558

DSM Take 2?

[are_we_united_yet]

20. If he resigns

I'll eat a frog

[MellowOne]

21. If he resigns

I'll dance with a frog, there's no way I'd eat one.

[are_we_united_yet]

23. Me neither

Thus I'm sure he won't resign

[LuCifer]

22. How about "MORE OF THE SAME BULLCRAP"!!!!!!

I would rather puke meals I ate 10 years ago than listen to one friggin word this retard has to say!

And, check this out yo, out here in the woods of Okeechobee County, I STILL have yet to find ONE BUSHitler supporter! And this is SERIOUS 'neck-ville!!!!!!!!!

Lu

[bdot]

24. not on my TV.

[durablend]

25. I voted "United States of China"

Just the matter of signing the paperwork.

[RebelOne]

26. Local news said he was going to speak about

hurricane relief efforts.

[Buns_of_Fire]

27. Terrorist Hurricanes, followed by Colin Powell with a vial

of Goody's Headache Powder ("Goody's -- They Are Good"). Terra. More terra. Stay the Course. Especially in Iraq Iran. Then he'll soil himself.

Same Shit, Different Day.