What will bush wear

[rsmith6621]

and what kind of backdrop will the shrub do his spinjob against on thursday night.....Will it look like the Mission Accomplished speech.....Does the White House have a banner in production???

Does this kind of stuff make you puke....

[gkhouston]

1. he'll wear a "badly tailored" suit

and the backdrop will read something like "Building the Future". There will be a lot of talk about moving forward and about all the wonderful progress that has been made on the ground, all the great work done by faith-based organizations, etc. I'm not expecting sackcloth and ashes.

[Skidmore]

2. That tie that looks like an ad for Spirograph--

you know, the one that pulsates and vibrates and sends out subliminable messages.

[canichelouis]

3. A dunce cap?

[MazeRat7]

4. I wish he would wear a muzzle. (n/t)

[democrank]

5. A white Don Ho suit

and yellow rubber gloves. Laura will be pretty in pink.

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[Coexist]

7. don't know what he'll wear, but 9-11 will flash continually so your

subconscious picks up on it (remember that old wives tale!)

[Saphire]

8. His blue "trust me" tie???

[maine_raptor]

9. Flags, lots and lots of flags

American, manly made in China.

And a couple of black kids for him to hug after the speech.

He'll be wearing a blue shirt, red tie, dark blue suit with an american flag in the lapel.

The background graphics will say "Hard Work".

[DoYouEverWonder]

10. There is no need for him to keep going back to NO at this point

He's made the obligatory presidential visit and even the 2nd one was within limits. A third trip to give a speech that can more easily be given from the WH and without disrupting rescue operations is an abuse of power.

Hey BUSH, stay home.

[lectrobyte]

11. Maybe something like this

http://home.comcast.net/~freshlaundry/bush.html?bs=BXibu%21xfou%21xspoh%40

[MN ChimpH8R]

12. An orange jumpsuit and handcuffs, if there were any justice. NT

[lectrobyte]

13. or maybe this

http://home.comcast.net/~freshlaundry/bush.html?bs=0Cmvf%21Djujft%21Epo%28u%21Dpvou

created via http://home.comcast.net/~freshlaundry/bush.html

[Batgirl]

14. having just gotten back from my kidney stone support group

I think this notebook I found, which some chubby guy with glasses left on his chair, might offer some clues, even though it's kind of blurry from what appear to be tear stains. But near as I can tell, George will be delivering his speech from on top of a levee, dressed in hip waders and cradling a wet puppy.

[geniph]

15. a. codpiece

b. improperly fastened flight harness
c. lumpy-backed suit jacket
d. anything that looks quasi-military (he loooves playing toy so'jer)

[theHandpuppet]

20. Like this one?

http://www.costume-con.org/CClink/CC16/Photos/pages/cp01.shtml

[theHandpuppet]

16. Chaucer writes a review of the Bush Ceremonial Codpiece Collection...

Alas! some of them show the very boss of the penis and the horrible pushed-out testicles that look like the malady of hernia in the wrapping of their hose, and the buttocks of such persons look like the hinder parts of a she-ape in the full of the moon. And moreover, the hateful proud members that they show by the fantastic fashion of making one leg of their hose white and the other red, make it seem that half of their privy members are flayed. And if it be that they divide their hose in other colours, as white and black, or white and blue, or black and red, and so forth, then it seems, by the variation of colour, that the half of their privy members are corrupted by the fire of Saint Anthony, or by cancer, or by other such misfortune.

[cami715]

17. His usual shitty smirk, his crack jaw

and his transceiver on his back.

[gratuitous]

18. Hawaiian shirt, ukelele and "Who cares what you think?" on the backdrop

Seriously. It's not like the guy's running for anything anymore.

Oh, and one of those straw hats.

[Whoa_Nelly]

19. He will be naked, as he always is

Ah do declare! Because he is so transparent, it leaks through anything he dons and "disappears" it right before your very eyes!

:crazy: :eyes: :crazy: :eyes::crazy: :eyes::crazy: :eyes::crazy: :eyes: :crazy:

[MissMarple]

21. Sack cloth, ashes. He'll look really uh...biblical.

:crazy:

[Individualist]

22. Backdrop will be wall to wall flags

and some kind of reference to 9/11.

[applegrove]

23. They've gone with a smokey, steel blue of late. All the better to

assuage Outrage & emotion and push us into sadness (blue does that). Look not for the red ties of yor - too much adrenalin causing ..plus it resembles a bull's eye.

[warrens]

24. you know the hardhat guy in the Village People???

That's my bet.

[lpbk2713]

25. A blue shirt with the sleeves rolled up.

And lots of flags and helicopters in the background. And someone in a wheelchair that he can embrace when he's done, preferably a child or a senior citizen (extra points if they're black).


He might even drop an anecdote about a stray puppy he found and personally rescued.