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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 03:20 PM
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Senator Sessions sounds like the voice of Deputy Dog
i'm listening to him heap praise upon John Roberts and i'm thinking he should really leave the senate and do voice overs for cartoons.
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BlueJac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 03:24 PM
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1. Sessions sucks...
Edited on Tue Sep-13-05 03:24 PM by BlueJac
and looks like a freak!
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ClevelandSportsCurse Donating Member (240 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 03:24 PM
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2. He's giving Roberts a big blow job n/t
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 03:34 PM
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4. I think that Sessions was passed over for a judgeship and he's bitter.
:( What a smirking evil Alabama elf he is.
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bigbrother05 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 03:39 PM
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6. Here's another thread re: Sessions
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 03:25 PM
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3. That's why I have my TV on mute! I can't stand hearing that
whiny, sorry assed sound! I turned Ed Schultz up on my computer and am listening to him! If Sessions says anything noteworthy (I'm sure he won't!) someone on DU or lib radio will be sure to let me know.
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 03:38 PM
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5. There really is no Sen. Sessions. It's Leslie Jordan Acting as a Senator
Edited on Tue Sep-13-05 03:39 PM by David Zephyr
Being David Zephyr and living near Hollywood gives me certain really "inside" information. I can break this news here at the DemocraticUnderground.Com about the so-called Senator Sessions.

Senator Sessions is really just the creation of the great southern Actor Leslie Jordan, now famous from his hillarious roles in television (as the character Beverly Leslie on "Will and Grace") and on stage and in film (as the character Borhter"Sordid Lives").

There is no Senator Sessions, just Leslie Jordan acting as Alabama's Sissy Senator Sessions.



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bigbrother05 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 03:43 PM
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7. Was also on Designing Women
Seems like all his shows generally have a Dem link, so maybe we have a mole in the R column.
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 03:54 PM
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8. You are right.
We can't help but picture Leslie Jordan everytime Sessions is on the screen. We howl.

The good people of Alabama should know that the entire nation laughs everytime Sessions is on television.
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