ck4829
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:43 AM
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What Bush will say on Thursday |
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"I'm proud to announce that I will be turning the United States of America from a Republic TO AN EMPIRE!!!!!! This change will promise a thousand years of peace from terrorists and hurricanes!!!!!!!"
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:45 AM
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1. I'm happy to announce... |
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that good progress is being made on Trent Lott's porch.
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KyndCulture
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:02 AM
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9. *LOL* now that wouldn't surprise me. |
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:47 AM
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:47 AM
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3. He will say that Cheney is resigning for health reasons, and |
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Giuliani will be nominated as VP. That way, if he is impeached, Giuliani will be in line for the 2008 election.
He will blather about the hurricane a bit, too.
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:48 AM
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4. I'm as tickled as a tick on an old hound to announce |
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that we will re-introduce slavery in the south to help build New Orleans into a Christian Community that even Jerry Falwell will be proud of.
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:52 AM
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5. I'm skipping that one. |
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He never says anything at all. It's a total waste of my time.
This will all be political spin written by someone who is just as dumb as he is.
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:58 AM
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7. I'm with you here. Whatever he says will be blather and posturing. |
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The man has no substance. None.
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:08 AM
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11. I know. Its wierd that one person could be so flat. |
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:57 AM
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6. "I am announcing my divorce from Laura and my marriage to Jenna." |
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:02 AM
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8. I'm backing a new cake for the folks in New Orleans and |
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I'll be auctioning off my guitar for the relief efforts. All federal funds for re-construction will be handed over to those fine folks at Halliburton who will rebuild the city based on a design drawn up by my friends at Blackwater.
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:03 AM
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10. I am thrilled to annouce and I am sure you are all |
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thrilled to hear that because of my high approval rate and my mandate I will suspend elections indefinitely and appoint myself King. You may all bow after this speech.
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:11 AM
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12. It'll be a laundry list |
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of all the great stuff the White House is doing (now) for the poor, black evacuees from New Orleans. He'll mention two or three--all of whome will have successfully resettled in Houston (or wherever) with help from FEMA. No more mea culpas--he already had his "responsibility moment" yesterday.
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Wed Sep-14-05 09:01 AM
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13. Ah-bi-di, Ah-bi-di. That's all Folks!!! - fantasy mode off . n/t |
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Wed Sep-14-05 06:48 PM
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14. In his best "Waterboy" voice: "I LOVE MY MOMMA!!!" |
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(My sincerest apologies to Adam Sandler.)
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