Which piece of shit would you LIKE to step on?

[porphyrian]

Despite the efforts of the most vigilant enforcers of pet ownership regulation, a certain amount of fecal matter remains on the ground to be discovered, usually by an unexpecting foot. That said, not all poop is created equal. Given the choice, most people would rather step on pigeon crap than elephant crap (in some ways, this parallels elections in America for the last few decades), if they had to step on one or the other. This brings us to our question. Assuming you can step on any of the following, which of these pieces of shit would you LIKE to step on?

[Skinner]

1. Locking.

Pointless.