How far into his speech before georgie* goes into full terror mode?

[catmandu57]

It's all the idjit* has. Terror, Iraq, terror, or should I say terra?
I give him, just under a minute before he becomes foaming at the mouth mad on terraist, hell he may come out of the blocks with it, but, I say within the first minute.

[tives12]

1. I'm waiting for him to blame Katrina on terrorists.

I wouldn't put it past him.

[4morewars]

2. Another thing....

Chances are REAL good that he will say something really, really, really, STUPID. Beyond stupid, even.
There's ALWAYS the chance that he will top the last unbelievably stupid thing he did or said.

An "axis of evil" moment, If you will.

[maine_raptor]

6. Agree

He could actually break the stupid-o-meter.

A new high in a low point of stupidity.

[cliss]

17. You could be right....

Einstein has been under a lot of pressure lately. The worst photos were from Monday. He looked totally beat; his shoulders slumped, his arms hung at his side.

Also, at his "moment of responsibility" yesterday, he looked totally tense, conflicted. Plus, he's been stuttering and stammering a lot lately; a lot of -uh, -eh, -ah, mm,. Something's brewing under the surface of Mr. Charming.

In addition, I noticed Bush has some weird lumps on his face lately. It could be a volcanic eruption about to happen.
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Let's keep a close watch on Thursday. (holding my lucky rabbit foot) hopefully he'll decompose like those men in 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'

[4morewars]

21. LMAO @ "Einstein"

Einstein had snot that was smarter than this feeble idiot.

[Inland]

3. Oh, it'll be the first thing, in a list of challenges to America.

First thing he has to remind us of reasons why WE MUST RALLY AROUND THE PRESIDENT. Then, after inoculating himself from any attempt to hold him accountable, he will switch to a passive voice about mistakes might have been made by somebody.

[durablend]

8. Watch him say how...

SS, Medicare, food stamps, and everything else that's "entitlist" MUST be reformed NOW for the good of the country

[DemonFighterLives]

4. What are you watching

He already gave his speech to the UN didn't he. I was wondering if he ever smirks anymore? Lot of Cokejawing though.

[spinbaby]

5. I they're talking about tomorrow's speech

I plan to drink heavily while watching it.

[maine_raptor]

9. That will work

'cause he'll be drinking heavily after he gives it.

[4morewars]

13. LOL !

Maybe a few fat lines before he gives it ?, you know, to get coke-jaw going !

[DemonFighterLives]

14. Thanks, I kinda figured that out after I posted

but the question still stands. Where is the Smirk and will he smirk at his big address? I have a theory that he was given an anti-smirk prosthesis which makes him coke jawed or else it is the drugs he is on.
On the speech, freedom is on the march and the war on terra will go on. I'm also expecting more flags behind him than normal. He has had it tough you know.

[JohnnyRingo]

7. "Just like the terrorists on 9/11, the hurricane brought death...

...and destruction to our shores"

"As on 9/11, our freedom is at stake unless we move swiftly and assuredly to take the message to those responsible for this devastation."

"That's why I refuse to set a timetable for clean-up operations in either region."

"May God continue...to bless the United States."

[Shoeempress]

10. lol

[4morewars]

11. "AMEN !" says 4morewars...

as he wipes a tear from his eye. "God bless YOU, Mr. pResident !!!!"

4more wars then bursts into uncontrollable crying and sobbing as he falls to the floor. The men in the white coats drag him away, never to be seen again.

The End

[Richard D]

12. The thing I don't understand . . .

. . . is that *'s speeches are written by pros. He reads them off a teleprompter. How does the really stupid stuff get in there. Does he ad-lib? If so, why haven't his handlers stopped that? Or is it in some way an intentional addition by the speech writers? If so, why?

[catmandu57]

15. If you listen closely

You'll hear shrieks and screams in the background when he goes off script. You know they rehearse this monkey* over and over and over before these things and he still fucks up.

[DemonFighterLives]

18. Must repeat, repeat, repeat

to catapault the propaganda. The terra stuff plays well to his sheep. His base excuses it of course to cash in, the sheep need to be in fear.

[4morewars]

19. Whenever he goes off script...

is when the really stupid shit happens.

Watch for this next time:

As he gets into the speech, he starts to get this psychotic enthusiasm going. He is almost hypnotized by the applause of the grinning idiots in the hand picked audience. The cheers and vapid smiles from his sycophantic yes men/handlers echo through his coke addled brain. He begins to think he is some great leader (delusions of grandeur, remember when he was comparing himself to Churchill?)

AND THEN, like a handful of salt from Emiril, BAMM !! There it is, some of the most stupid shit you have ever heard in your life.

It leaves me speechless, standing there like a deer in the headlights. I knew it was coming, and yet it always manages to shock me.

[MisterP]

25. in Ford Prefect's words, he'll go to pieces so hard bystanders get

shrapnel
maybe he'll go "heh heh heh" just before the train wreck: that way we know what's coming

[triguy46]

16. 7 minutes. n/t

[boise1]

20. words from another presidential speech (with adlib)

"I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President, I must put the interest of America first. America needs a full-time President and a full-time Congress, particularly at this time with problems we face at home and abroad.

To continue to fight through the months ahead for my personal vindication would almost totally absorb the time and attention of both the President and the Congress in a period when our entire focus should be on the great issues of peace abroad and prosperity without inflation at home.

Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow. Senator John Kerry will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office."

- from Richard Nixon's resignation speech

[Hardrada]

22. He will insult some country too like Sweden maybe

so we can add another place to hate. Blame some stuff on gays. Who knows?

[mtnester]

23. 3rd sentence

after he offers up sympathies to the south, states they have boots on the ground, doing everything they can. Then right to "and we must do better because it is better to fight them there...bleh bleh bleh"

[TheCowsCameHome]

24. We'll hear "trrrerurists" and "nookoolur" in every other sentence.

Of course, no one with any brains will fall for it.

I'll watch only to see him make an ass of himself. And certainly not after eating a big meal.