"Psst. Condi, I need to tinkle."

[targetpractice]

This image will define his legacy...




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Sorry if this is a dupe.

[Radio_Lady]

1. We should let him wet himself just on pure principle.

[dhinojosa]

2. NO WAY!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHA!

[Bouncy Ball]

3. I just realized something.

He THINKS he may need a bathroom break?

He isn't sure?

[LSdemocrat]

4. Maybe "bathroom break" is code for something else

What could it be? I'll let the board speculate.

[El Supremo]

5. Let urination reign! n/t

[MADem]

88. I still say it was a Dubya Em Dee

I think he needed to crap...Hey, he is so full of shit there comes a point in time where something has gotta give....

[mzteris]

12. hmmmmmmmmmm........

let's see, Condi and georgie in the washroom for a quickie?

[dooner]

64. "I'm bored to death and need a smoke"

[qanda]

6. I just noticed the exact same thing

And they said John Kerry couldn't make up his mind. Bush doesn't even know when he really needs to go.

[ClayZ]

40. Duh, is that my bladder or is GOD talking to me again?

Maybe I should ask CONDI!

:kick:

edit to kick

[Beaverhausen]

7. Maybe it was just gas?

or else he's just sit- brokenhearted...

[Buns_of_Fire]

70. Maybe that's why it was posed as a question?

I mean, haven't you ever thought you were just going to pass a little patriotic American methane, but what actually came out was a little more substantial in nature? (That's as delicate as I can put it.) Wouldn't be prudent just to rip one off and blame Bolton.

Hey, we're talking about a gen-u-wine Oxxford suit here!

But not at the U.N. They already know we've got a shithead as President. I'd personally like to see him succumb to a bout of uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea during his speech Thursday night. I can hope.

[Ms. Toad]

9. Addition from my teenager

Yeah, and the other problem is George Bush DOESN'T think...

[progdonkey]

63. don't stop there, though!

He THINKS he MAY need a bathroom break. He's believes there might exist the possibility that he needs to take a piss. How can someone not be certain that they need to go to the bathroom? It's like saying "I think I might have a headache."

[Radio_Lady]

66. Did you know that you actually paraphrased FDR's last comment --

which I believe was "I have a terrible headache..." or something like that??

[progdonkey]

73. no, I didn't...

but obviously I've chosen the right icon photo... :D

[Radio_Lady]

75. Right. Here's the exact quote, from the page of "dying words"

From:

http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/dying.html

"I have a terrific headache."
He died of a cerebral hemorrhage.
~~ Franklin Delano Roosevelt, US President, d. 1945

They're listed alphabetically so you have to do "FIND" on the page.

Some of the others are serene, some comical, etc.

A morbid pasttime, I admit. By the way, why do you use FDR for your avatar, if I may be so presumptuous as to ask?

Hey, it's past my bedtime and I'm not thinking of anything but...... s-l-e-e-p...

[progdonkey]

77. cool...

interesting link...

As to why use FDR: led the country through WWII (well, at least 95% of it, of course), gave us the New Deal, which the Republicans are still so hell-bent on destroying, saved the country from both Fascism and Communism, the from through WWII and the latter through the socialistic New Deal programs that picked the country up after lassez faire Capitalism nearly destroyed it, etc.

Shorter answer: why not? :-)

[Carla in Ca]

81. Gives new meaning to " Dump Bush", doesn't it?

n/t

[Ian David]

8. That can't be real... could it?? n/t

[txindy]

19. Yep. Reuters has a sense of humor. Who knew?!

/print

[Radio_Lady]

67. Will any American TV or newspaper have the guts to put this on

their front page tomorrow?

This is just astounding.

[Hotler]

10. Spelled bathroom right....n/t

[MercutioATC]

78. Actually, he spelled it BATHroom...

Technically spelled correctly, but his sense of case leaves something to be desired.

[mirror wall]

11. Is that real? Does anyone know?

It seems like it could be legit coming from Reuters and all... But I can't belive no one ever told Bush how to leave a meeting gracefully to go wee wee.

[LSdemocrat]

13. It's on Yahoo News

[Bumblebee]

16. Totally legit -- it's Reuters, after all. Boy, he must be pissed

that he cannot even piss without it being announced to the whole world! Comes with the territory, Mr. President. When people in NOLA wanted a bathroom break at the Superdome or Convention Center, it wasn't as easy as in your case...

[txindy]

20. I'd say the Emperor not only has no clothes, but he's lost all privacy

It's official, the M$M (or Reuters, anyway) has lost all respect for Junior. And, lucky us, they're sharing their contempt! :rofl:

[Toots]

47. He pretends to be the President, Presidents don't ask permission to go pot

ty. The President of the United States of America needs to ask PERMISSION to go to the bathroom. WOW the Freepers should be sooo proud.

[Lisa]

14. I'm just glad he didn't have to do "number 2" (n/t)

[targetpractice]

15. From another angle...

Shortly after George passes the note...


"Oh geez. Gotta go."


Condi whispers, "You may. Just ask politely to be excused."


"Ooh. Ooh. May I be excused? I need to take care of some Presidential bidness."

[PatriotMom]

74. Ok that series of pics is hilarious I'm laughing my ass off n/t

[Bumblebee]

17. Someone needs to send it to Jon Stewart PRONTO

[XOKCowboy]

34. Oh I've got a feeling they've got it...

It's a comedy writer's dream. Can't wait to see what they do with it.

[TahitiNut]

56. "It's a comedy writer's dream." Yeah Unemployment. Who could top it?

:rofl: I can see the protest signs now: "#1 or #2, Georgie?"

[all.of.me]

18. bwahahahahahahah - he's doing the wee wee dance in his seat!

:rofl:

[Ravenseye]

21. Oh. My. God.

In fairness I've been in LONG ass meetings before and felt the pain. Ever go to the movies and suck down a soda so that halfway through the movie you have to slouch in your seat and undo your belt to ease the pain just a bit, and then realize that shit...you're not going to make it through the whole movie and you feel like a 10 year old girl with a bladder the size of a pea, cause you can't even sit straight through an hour and a half Adam Sandler movie...

...but still.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[unrepuke]

83. Who could sit through an Adam Sandler movie? 1 1/2 hours? Aaaarghhh

[Ready4Change]

84. Missed the ending of "Saving Private Ryan" to that.

Snuck back in to my seat and my friend said "boy did you pick the wrong time to leave."

Ah well.

[Catherine Vincent]

22. Why would he write that note to Condi anyway?

So she can go with him?

[peekaloo]

23. She's holding the blow and Depends.

[msanthrope]

36. Funniest post on the thread--thank you...n/t

[Bridget Burke]

87. Yup, bathrooms are convenient places to do a few rails...

I knew some colorful people back in the day.

[Z_I_Peevey]

24. How does it feel, Georgie,

to have the world laughing at your pee-pee? Why don't you call Bill Clinton for lessons on how to deal with the embarrassment?

Pissant.

[ken_g]

25. First thing I thought of was

"dirty Rotten Scoundrels" with Steve Martin at the dinner table asking to go to the bathroom.

[Catherine Vincent]

26. I went over to freakrepublic....

I am laughing at their responses to this. Of course several of them brought up Clinton and Gore.:eyes:

[targetpractice]

44. Link?

I tried to find a thread over there, but no luck.

[Catherine Vincent]

52. here

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1484660/posts?q=1&&page=1

[renate]

61. I love their righteous indignation

"How low can the MSM go?"

Well, the MSM did drag Clinton's personal life through the mud and stomp on it in hobnailed boots--does that give you an idea of how low they'll go, freeper?

[HappyMoonBat]

27. Oh. My. God.

Letterman, Leno, the Daily Show... this should give America a few days' worth of much-needed chuckles.

[txindy]

29. Oh, yeah. This should go over very well on those shows.

Now even Reuters has joined in the show of open contempt for the pResident.

Welcome to DU. :hi:

[Iris]

31. Welcome to DU!

[Bonobo]

28. Please tell me the truth. Is this f-ing serious!?

I have never seen anything funnier and yet at the same time so very very frightening. IS this real?? Seriously, tell me. No jokes. I can't stand it!

[txindy]

32. Yahoo

/print

Now, continue: :rofl:

[Arkana]

30. Reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Peter pisses himself

at dinner.

"UH-OHHHHHH!!!"

[Patsy Stone]

33. "Hold your water, Sybil!" n/t

[BlueJac]

35. This is such a hoax.......

look at the hand does it look like a 55+ hand.not way...just wishful thinking .a hoax

[unblock]

37. the manicured hand of one never worked an honest day in his life? sure!

although i'll not be surprised if it turns out to be a hoax.
i'm encouraged that it's on reuters, so if it's a hoax, it's a good'un!

:rofl:

[MissB]

38. The initial damage done to Bush on this one is good

I mean, people don't want to think that their strong and fearless leader has to ask to go to the bathroom. :rofl:

[Catherine Vincent]

39. Now wait a minute, is this photo real or not?

It's suppose to be from Reuters.

[unblock]

43. it's really from reuters. beyond that, you have to guess

it's NOT just some du member with photoshop and a great sense of humor.

but it's always possible that someone at reuters decided to have a laugh on his last day of work....

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

45. he's using a pencil but has a pen in his hand in the other pic

[Clark2008]

48. It's real. I found it in the Yahoo photo line-up

You have to put the http:// in front of this link because the link shows up as a broken picture.

But here's the rest of the link:

news.yahoo.com/photo/050914/ids_photos_ts/r2587077477.jpg

[progressivebydesign]

50. Not a hoax. It was a credential photographer behind him.

The pro photographer is not going to destroy his career perpetuating a hoax. It's real..

[Cobalt Violet]

41. Maybe we can send him some depends. n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

42. Bolton would have just dropped his pants and done a #2 right there

squatting right in front of the entire assembled UN delegates.

[DS1]

46. That's not true! And you know it!

Bolton would have climbed up on his table first, so more delegates could see it. Or at least worn a party hat.

[yodermon]

49. For handwriting comparison:

[progressivebydesign]

51. Absolutely the same writing. It's not a hoax folks. n/t

[Bernardo de La Paz]

53. Main thread (much bigger) already on Greatest page

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4772605&mesg_id=4772605

[cynatnite]

54. Leave the poor guy alone!

He can't help it he's got a bladder the size of a walnut.

:rofl:

[ikojo]

55. And a heart the size of a grape nut....

[texanwitch]

62. This is what happens when Bush rides his bike to much on those bike seats.

[buddysmellgood]

57. So Condi calls the shots? Bush doesn't even know if he can piss? Very

presidential

[smoogatz]

58. Remember when Bush Sr. vomited on the Japanese Prime Minister?

This moment is roughly equivalent. Nobody wants to think about the President having to take a whiz. Bush is toast.

[Gregorian]

59. I wasn't going to join in on this....but....

If you've gotta go, you've gotta go.


Go George! GO!

[Gregorian]

60. Doesn't My Pet Goat fit in here somewhere?

Condi, as soon as I pee would you read me chapter two?


I'm so ashamed I joined in on this! I'll just go hide in shame now.

[gauguin57]

65. This is my favorite freeper comment from that thread:

"As a Texan Bush shoulda just walked over to a corner and let 'er rip. At the UN, nobody would notice. In many of the countries that populate the UN, it is considered proper etiquette."

:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

[Radio_Lady]

72. Yeah, just don't wipe yourself with your RIGHT hand --

I am left handed and use chopsticks (and other eating implements) with my left hand. Several people have noted that this is acceptable.

This is considered very bad in many other countries. The left hand is the one you use to -- er-r-r -- clean yourself after defecation, etc.

Unless, of course, you ARE left-handed, in which case, things are reversed.

[gauguin57]

68. As we schoolchildren used to chant on the bus during field trips:

"Uh! Uh! A Wee Wee Stop!
I Gotta Pee I Gotta Wee...
So Bad!"

[gauguin57]

69. Freepers theorize this is Bush answering a question already written by

Condi.

They're saying it looks like Condi wrote the bathroom question, and Bush was answering.

Dunno that they're not correct ... if that is Bush writing, he's using cursive I's, while the I's in the bathroom question are printed.

Don't mean to get all Columbo on your asses, but ...

[Skittles]

71. NO NO NO NO NO

saying I NEED TO TINKLE is authoritative, indicative of a LEADER. "I THINK I MAY NEED TO TINKLE" IS.............oh, YOU f***ing know. :o

[Stockholm]

76. LOL!! I think I may need?

"Is this possible..."

hahahahahahaha

[donheld]

79. Would you all get off his back already!!!!

A man this full of shit HAS to purge now and then. :evilgrin:

[ladylibertee]

80. Mammea, Mammmea , I's gots ta use da baythroom. Oh Mammmea

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[Ready4Change]

85. Ok, this is funny. But a couple of questions:

1. Why is there a close up photo of what's on the desk infront of him, or anyone else, for that matter? Close enough to read hand writing?

2. Why would he bother signing W on a passed note?

3. If, as some have suggested, Condi wrote the upper part of the note and Bush is just responding, who wrote what?
For example:
Condi: "I think may I need a BATHroom break?"
Bush: "Is this possible W"

What kind of response is that?

[DoYouEverWonder]

86. Zoom lenses can do wonders now a days

Apparently there was a photographer in front and behind him.

[unblock]

89. response: "is this possible?" next line: "W..." (unfinished)

the 'w' could have been the start of "when?" or "who do we inform?" or "what the f*ck am i doing pretending i can run a country?"