Zarqawi sightings are becoming equal to Elvis sightings

[AlCzervik]

but i think Zarqawi may have more recordings. How many countries has he been spotted in the past 2 years? How many tapes has he purported to be heard on? A one legged dead guy thats everywhere and yet nowhere.

I ain't buying it.

[billbuckhead]

1. AL-CIA-DUH

[txindy]

2. He is captured/dead more often than Rehnquist recovered from death

How often was it reported that Rehnquist had died only to have him shuffle out to speak to the media about the premature announcement? Well, I think reports of Zarqawi's death/capture have exceeded even that total.

[AlCzervik]

3. my favorite Zarqawi gettway story was the time when he

was "almost caught by us troops outside of Bagdad while he was in a pick up truck, they turned the truck around when they saw the road block and Zarqawi jumped out of the moving vehicle and hopped away" OK hopped is my word but still, when i heard that on CNN i literally laughed out loud.

[ThoughtCriminal]

4. Sort of a cross between Elvis and Emmanuel Goldstein (1984)

Boo!

[AntiCoup2K4]

5. At least Elvis USED to exist.

Osama's really more the Elvis figure. Probably dead, but maybe not. Will probably be "seen" for decades, but never captured.

Zarqawi's more like an update of a late-80's TV show....

M-M-M-MAX TOWELHEADROOM!!