Choking on pretzels, scraping up his face, asking for permission

[Sugar Smack]

to use the bathroom, letting a story about a pet goat mar his duty to act, playing guitar and eating cake, riding in helicopters over a grieving mother to avoid her questions.

People, it's time to panic.

[Sugar Smack]

1. Rubbing bald men's heads, dressing like a pimp,

picking his nose, giving the finger to the camera,

[mshasta]

2. lol

you forgot something...hearing voices from he's gut.

[opihimoimoi]

5. Bossed around whiled cuffed and gagged by a DOMINITRIX

He is UNDER HER SPELL.....

[Sugar Smack]

10. Pootie-poot.

'nuff said!

}(

[pointblank]

3. Completely BUTCHERING the English language

Like my favorite...

"Fool me once, shame
on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
..."

I mean, he couldn't even squeeze out the right meaning behind the real saying...

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

To me that means that if you get duped twice, you are an idiot...

NOT 'You can't get fooled again...' I guess if you really think about it, you can decipher what he was trying to say, but it just makes me laugh whenever I think of it.

[Sugar Smack]

7. LOL! "you can't get fooled again"

That has to be my favorite bungle. :rofl:

[SparklyJr]

29. That's my FAVORITE Bush quote.

"Fool me once..."

Oh god. Funny stuff. I think there's a video of that running around the internet somewhere. If you guys haven't heard it, you should.
Not that it's hard to find Bush tripping over basic proverbs, pronounciation, or, you know, the English languege.
:)

[newyawker99]

32. Hi SparklyJr!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Sugar Smack]

33. SparklyJr, WELCOME to DU!

:hi:

I know, I laugh so much at it, because everyone's got their own version of it.

"Fool me once, shame on..you. Fool me twice..uh, won't get fooled again."

We have different versions of it, but the intent is all the same. Our president's head is jammed up his ass. And it's on tape.

[question everything]

39. Don't misunderestimate him (nt)

[Lex]

4. He is NOT in charge.

.
I had always wondered if he is smacked around from time to time to keep him place. By whom I don't know. (And Laura seems drugged out and completely compliant.)

Why does he have those mysterious bruising accidents?

Why would he have to ask Condi about going to the bathroom (there WAS a question mark in that note).

Why are his appearances so tightly scripted?


Something's weird.


Putting on my tinfoil---did we really have coup in this country and Bush is just the stupid puppet?

[opihimoimoi]

8. THE LOST PUPPET SYNDROME???

At one time, I felt he was the runaway Puppet, but I think he got lost with the magnitude of whats out there(The Pinocchio thing) and had to be rescued by the Masters and Crew.

[Sugar Smack]

37. The whole thing is making me wonder:

What is "charm"? How much of it can this country take?

[Sugar Smack]

35. He has no shame.

Now he's showing us he's drinking again. I would put my tinfoil hat away, but somewhere where I could still see it.

AND WHAT PRESIDENT IN HISTORY has had a more scraped-up face? I'm completely flummoxed.

[goclark]

6. Using an earpiece to spit the words out that they tell him

This should be one of the longest threads in history. :)

[Sugar Smack]

9. And all caught on camera!

I'm going to do a collage, I think.

[HEAVYHEART]

11. Do it!

I can't wait to see!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

12. Strolling through the bluebonnets hand-in-hand with a Prince

after which the price of oil skyrockets.

[Sugar Smack]

13. Oh, BEAUTIFUL!

I'd forgot that one!

:spray:

[no name no slogan]

14. "I won Florida. Jeb told me so."

Dubya's line to Al Gore when Gore retracted his first concession in 2000.

Gore's response:
"Just because your brother told you that you won Florida does not make it so."

[Sugar Smack]

15. Hey, didn't Gore also react to bush's anger by saying,

"Well, you don't have to get all snippy about it."
LOL!!!!

[no name no slogan]

16. yeah, you're right!

What's next?

"Well, my dad can beat up YOUR dad"
:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

21. Old "dad" is probably shaking his head right now.

[no name no slogan]

22. Some people's kids, eh

check your PMs :D

[soothsayer]

17. falling off bicycles---he's a TODDLER!

[Sugar Smack]

19. "soothsayer" is a good name for you!

And yes, he is a toddler! Give that boy a bib. And some training wheels.

[Arugula Latte]

18. Hey -- The Grown-ups are in charge now!

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

20. And "the people have spoken".

LOL!!LOL!!

[Arkana]

23. Our president has the mind of a child.

It's been time to panic since January 20, 2001.

[Sugar Smack]

24. Definitely.

Since then, we've had ample pictures, too, of him looking like he was stamping his little foot and his head was about to explode. Very scary and very telling.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

25. Waving 'hello' at Stevie Wonder?

If that anecdote is true.

[Sugar Smack]

31. *smacking forehead*

*shaking head*

I almost hope it's not.

[jane_pippin]

26. On the plus side, he hasn't puked on another world leader........ yet.

[Sugar Smack]

27. Oh, I NEED that pic!

I need it for my new project! That is perfect. Thank you.

[jane_pippin]

28. Ha! Is this project something you can share with DU?

Because just based on this last post of yours, it sounds hilarious/awesome already.

[Sugar Smack]

30. Ah, thank you jane_pippin!

I DO have something in mind to share with DU! :D

[donheld]

34. But he's kept it in his pants, to our knowledge, so all is rosy

:crazy: :banghead:

[Sugar Smack]

36. Oh, GOD, I know!

And to think, YESTERDAY I thought I was as embarrassed as I could possibly be by this drooling, cartwheeling purveyor of death. The backdrop becomes more ludicrous by the second.

[SparklyJr]

38. English as a Second Languege?

Now I know being president is not easy but.. The man has managed to mispronounciate and midconstrew his sentences enough to fill about 6 Bushism books, and an annual calender.. Not to mention there is a George Bush I version, too.
(http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/104-2549215-4678354).

..Need we say more?

[Window]

40. This thread is hilarious!

Thanks everyone for your contribution.

Peace

Edited to add:

I just realized this was my 600th post, and I couldn't have picked a better one to celebrate!

[Sydnie]

41. He summed up his entire administration when he said

"They never stop thinking about ways to hurt our country, and neither do we."

Yes, that'll do it.