mopaul
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:48 PM
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So Is Our President Fake or Real? I swear, I just can't tell |
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:48 PM
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1. President Gore is definitely real |
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:52 PM
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2. He's a plastic fake president with no brain!! |
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:54 PM
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:55 PM
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4. the bushturd is really really fake |
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:56 PM
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mopaul
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:59 PM
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6. that fake turkey was obviously photoshopped, i should know |
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i have adobe photoshop!.......just keeeeding, i'm a keeeeder.
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Thu Sep-15-05 05:12 PM
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So that was your doing, huh? LOL.
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:00 PM
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7. Fake cowboy, fake ranch, fake accent, fake compasion, fake war threat..... |
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fake ferma director, fake debater, fake National Guard records, fake grades, fake clean air act, fake no child left behind act, fake environmentalist, fake fiscal conservative, fake leadership, fake news releases, fake elections.......
sorry he's for real.
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:01 PM
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8. yeah, he looks pretty real to me too |
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:06 PM
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9. He's a fake human being...too bad he's our real (P)resident, though. |
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Next time, we gotta set the bar WAY Higher!
Real Human Being, Real Heart, Real Intellect.
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:21 PM
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10. I have always said that our Resident |
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is a hologram. He looks real enough when you look at him head on, but if you turn the image, you see there is nothing there.
Turn up the heat a little bit, and you see there is nobody home. He's simply - on vacation, out to lunch, See Ya Sayonara. Ariverderci.
I've stated many times that this country has been without a leader, for 5 years now.
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Thu Sep-15-05 06:15 PM
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12. it's animatronic -- just follows the same preprogrammed motions |
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This explains why it's so slow to react to emergencies. It searches its data banks for an appropriate response, and if it can't find one, it shuts down until someone comes along and reboots it. The Disney version (note how they've made it look more handsome than the original) http://www.laughingplace.com/News-PID504770-504771.aspFor something really creepy: http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?pagename=article&contentId=A52767-2000Dec26¬Found=true
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Thu Sep-15-05 06:17 PM
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13. Hes one of those mothmen |
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Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 06:18 PM by Ksec
That I saw in a movie last night. The MothMan Prophecies. I had bad dreams over that one.
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Thu Sep-15-05 06:31 PM
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14. Sadly he's a real fake |
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Thu Sep-15-05 06:33 PM
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15. We don't have a President. We have a badly animated empty |
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suit going through the motions, but missing his mark more often than he hits it.
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