SteppingRazor
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:54 PM
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The Bush Speech Drinking Game! |
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Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 12:55 PM by SteppingRazor
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the preznit plans to make another of his rare public addresses tonight, and that means it's time once again to get good and drunk. Here's what I'm thinking:
one drink for every mention of "freedom."
three drinks for every mention of Condi, in an effort to show he likes black people.
one drink for every mention of Iraq
chug the whole bottle if he announces his resignation
Any other rules y'all would like to add?
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:55 PM
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1. One drink for each mention of "work" or "hard werk". |
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:56 PM
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2. HARD WORK - is worth one shot |
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Stay the course is worth 2 hots
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:56 PM
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3. A shot for ever "uhm" and "ah" |
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A drink for every "hard work"
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:59 PM
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Well, I'd be passed out within a minute of the start of the speech! (That might not be a bad idea.....)
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:13 PM
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22. How about for every 5 uhm/ah/er? |
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Would certainly keep all who are playing on their toes while listening and checking the list of how much to drink when :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
PS Hopefully a printable complete Drinks For DumbYa Speech list is compiled here!
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:57 PM
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4. one thimblefull for every "um" and "uh".... you'll be on the floor.. |
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:58 PM
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5. don't' forget when he mentions war on terror |
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but you'd blow your liver out in minutes.
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:59 PM
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6. 9/11 has to be good for a shot...... |
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Because you know he is going to somehow connect Katrina to 9/11.
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:59 PM
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7. "Peace" is another term he'll misuse frequently, so have a shot. eom |
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Thu Sep-15-05 12:59 PM
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a shot for every "compassion" of the American people...or "coming together" in an emergency.
But two shots for every comparison to 9-11.
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:01 PM
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10. How about a drink for every "compassion"... |
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But four drinks if it's used in the phrase "armies of compassion?"
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:00 PM
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9. If he announces his resignation, I'll no longer have a need to drink. eom |
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:03 PM
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11. Do I have to actually watch the speech? |
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How about I just plan to drink during that hour? I really can't stand listening to that man.
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:04 PM
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12. How about a shot if he mentions |
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that his administration* responded quickly to help the folks in NC in the wake of Hurricane Ophelia. They were so worried about screwing up again, they had FEMA folks ready for action well before the storm hit the coast. (Then again, maybe Gov. Easley just knows the magic words - nah, I doubt it he's a Dem.)
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:06 PM
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completely with the Ophelia thing. But do you really think he can pronounce that name? That may cause some problems.
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:07 PM
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17. Who knows? After all, his wife can't pronouce "Katrina" |
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:04 PM
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13. "A better New Orleans" |
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:17 PM
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I think we'll hear that one a BUNCH. Better head to the store.
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:52 PM
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31. If it said with a smirk |
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-euphemism for no more poor people, take a double shot.
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:06 PM
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14. There should be a bonus for any mention of Trent Lott's house. n/t |
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:07 PM
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16. Indeed. That should be huge... |
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Chug half a bottle if he mentions Trent Lott's house.
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:10 PM
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if he mentions Trent Lott's house.
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:11 PM
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If I follow all these rules tonight :evilgrin:
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:14 PM
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we all...though I get queasy just watching him talk, or rather, attempt to talk.
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:11 PM
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for any mention of his "good times" in New Orleans...
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:12 PM
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21. Alternatively, down one highball glass full of hurricane... |
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Women may avoid drinking by flashing their assets. :evilgrin:
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:19 PM
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25. one drink for each NUCULAR |
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Perhaps his speeches should be written out phonetically as was suggested in another thread, then someone could just write NEWCLEAR and save us all the pain...
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:40 PM
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26. Here is a Preview of his Speech. |
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Up on the front page of newgrounds. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/265634im sure they will edit it a bit :) lol
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:44 PM
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27. Where is the speech preview? |
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Can't find on page through your link, nor on the actual front page of Newsgrounds.
Better link?
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:47 PM
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29. Its the flash cartoon |
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just click the watch this move button trust me its quite funny :)
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:48 PM
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Was hoping to read an actual preview of the real thing.
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:46 PM
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28. How many for 9/11? n/t |
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Thu Sep-15-05 04:15 PM
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have responded to this challenge just as they did to 9-11...and yada yada yada. 9-11 will DEFINITELY figure in here somewhere.
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:54 PM
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32. You all are gonna be very messed up. Anyone have a good hangover |
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cure? Personally, I can't watch the guy, even with the sound off.
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SteppingRazor
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Thu Sep-15-05 02:00 PM
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34. Drinking lots of water while boozing seems to help... |
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But really, the only hangover cure is time. Painkillers or hair of the dog help the headache, but both of those will make the nausea worse. It's kind of a Catch 22.
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Thu Sep-15-05 02:10 PM
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37. Drinking water is an excellent tip ! |
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It seems like you do not get dehydrated and the water helps flush out the bad stuff. Even just a couple glasses of water during a binge will help tremendously. But you may wake up in the middle of the night and REALLY have to go peepee, like the Pretzeldent at the UN.
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Thu Sep-15-05 02:01 PM
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35. And messed up very early into the speech. I won't watch or listen |
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so no worries about waking up with a :hangover:
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Thu Sep-15-05 01:56 PM
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33. Reminds me of the Bob and Mary drinking game when I was in college |
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Local station showed Bob Newhart and MTM reruns back to back. Drink every time someone said "Bob" or "Mary". You could get pretty hammered depending on the episode with those "Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob" runs...
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Thu Sep-15-05 02:03 PM
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36. Faith based organizations, FEMA is just great, Iraq, 911 anniversary, |
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Katrina, Homeland Security is fully prepared, New Orleans shall rise again...
Gosh and that's just the preamble. We will be too drunk by the time he gets to the paragraphs part!
Here's to our bladder-impaired pResident who has to ask the Secretary of State can he pee.:crazy:
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Thu Sep-15-05 02:26 PM
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40. They Hate Us For Our Freedom! |
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That gem should be good for a chug of something
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