There was a Young Lady named Condee, Whose boss said he had to go wee wee,

[mopaul]

......help me out here.......

[fooj]

1. Don't get the blues, he won't piss on your SHOES...

:rofl:

[mopaul]

4. as long as you handle his pee pee

[skypilot]

2. He wrote it all down....

...and showed it around.

Like a big, clueless dumbass.

[Cats Against Frist]

18. I like it.

The substitutions of a monosyllabic and spondee, for the expected anapests -- as well as the unexpected lack of rhyme, makes this one my favorite. Well done.

[skypilot]

19. Huh?

Just kidding. Thanks. :)

[mikeytherat]

3. she said, "Write it out," but he heard "Whip it out"

and it was quite unpleasant to see.

[Ladyhawk]

13. Or, "The UN all said, 'Gee, that's teensy.'" n/t

[JaneGat]

5. She said, "not right now, you'll just start a row,

so you better hold on to your peepee."

[flamin lib]

6. There was a young lady . . .

There was a young lady named Condi,
Whose boss said he had to go wee-wee,
He wrote her a note,
Said his eyeballs would float,
and it made all the Democrats go tee-hee.

alternate last line:

And it made the whole UN go tee-hee.

[mopaul]

7. good one, here's anothah

a fella named george started drinkin,
eventually this got him thinkin,
if i don't soon piss,
i'll most certainly miss,
my big chance to sound like abe lincoln.

[Ladyhawk]

12. Self-delete n/t

[Individualist]

8. She said, with a frown

"Not now, you clown.
Keep your stupid mind off of your weenee."

[flamin lib]

9. like it!

[kiki]

10. He made a police state,

And said "This is great!"
"I feel really Idi Amin-y."

[Lars39]

21. lol

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. "Enough of this preamble" said Bolton, "Follow my example"

and he sprayed the General Assembly.

[DS1]

14. Here goes

There was a Young Lady named Condee,
Whose boss said he had to go wee wee,
And just before it went south,
Bolton opened his mouth,
And Bush pissed on his appointee

[Ladyhawk]

15. Compilation of some stuff I liked:

There was a young lady named Condi
Whose boss said he had to go pee-pee
She said, "Write it out."
But he heard, "Whip it out."
And the UN all said, "Gee, that's teensy."

[Arugula Latte]

16. Here's my version:

Prez'dint Dumbass had to go to the loo
Condi asked: "Number one or number two?
If it is number one
I'll get your zipper undone
Then Bolton will shake it for you."

[Cats Against Frist]

17. LOL

:yourock:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You guys crack me up! :toast: :bounce:

[flamin lib]

20. All compiled here:

There was a young lady named Condi,
Whose boss said he had to go wee-wee,
He wrote her a note,
Said his eyeballs would float,
and it made the whole UN go tee-hee.

There was a young lady named Condi,
Whose boss said he had to go wee-wee,
She said, "Write it down,"
Then she showed it around,
and everyone thought, "What a weenie!"

There was a young lady named Condi,
Whose boss said he had to go wee-wee,
She said, "Write it out."
He heard whip it out.
It was a very unpleasant thing to see.

There was a young lady named Condi,
Whose boss said he had to go wee-wee,
She got the blues
He might pi$$ on her shoes
If she didn't choke off his poor pee pee.

There was a young lady named Condi,
Whose boss said he had to go wee-wee,
She said with a frown,
"Not now, you clown.
Keep your stupid mind off of your weenee."

[mopaul]

22. thanks for the compilations

[Ilsa]

23. One more?

The Prez was put on the spot
For his note now has him in a snot.
"I don't need to pee,
I'm itchy, you see,
Can't you tell from my walk I've got bad crotch rot?"