Help Bush out. Help him work 9-11 into his Katrina speech tonight.

[jobycom]

He has to work 9-11 into the speech at least once every 45 seconds. Give him ideas. Was Nagin the number 3 man in Al-Queda? Was Katrina a WMD from Iraq, which was (insert vague connection) to 9-11?

What will he do?

[mtnester]

1. As we are making progress with the destruction of Hurricane Corrina

we are also making progress against those who brought another destruction to this country on 9/11

[DS1]

2. Four score, and 9/11 days ago, Hurricane Katrina....

[julialnyc]

3. I think it will be something like this

Just like 9/11 we must stick together in times of tragedy for the good of America

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

4. Before 9/11 I didn't listen to the hair on fire warnings, & the aftermath

of Katrina proves I screwed up once again...

A woman can dreams, can't she???

[global1]

5. The Death Toll In The Aftermath of Katrina Is Currently 911 n/t

[CabalPowered]

6. Bin Laden has scalar weapons? nt

[11 Bravo]

7. OK, now a hurricane is like, ya know, a big wind.

And in WWII the Commiekazies was also called the Divine Wind. Now, that's two winds right there, don't ya see. And the Commiekazies blowed they selfs up killin' Amurkins! Just like them Al-Qaeder trouble-makers. And in Texas, we know how to take care of trouble-makers. It they's black they's automatically trouble-makers, so we drags them behind a truck. But if they's a purty little white filly who runs a stop sign and turns they boyfriend into road pizza, we gets 'em a good lawyer and forgets the whole thing. Ya see, it's hard work protectin' decent white Christian wimmen and fightin' terrorist hurricanes at the same time, but we need to stay the course.

[jane_pippin]

8. Here. I wrote his whole speech for him:

Good Evening.

Weeks ago we watched a natrul disaster wreak havoc on the Golf Coast. Since then many agencies, volunteers, first responders, and good people across our country reached out to help those in need. When terra hit our shores on September the 11th it required a swift and effective emergency response. The fedrul and local guvmints mobilized to get help to folks in need, and I salute those brave firefighters, rescue workers, and other first responders who heeded that call.

The hurricane in New Orleans was one of the largest natrul disasters in histree. Like September the 11th, we hadda lot a folks in need and the fedrul govmint is still workin' hard to give them the help they need. And we're makin' progress, but there is still allotta hard work ahead.

Tonight I am announcing a program that will help folks in need get help. After 9/11 we hadda lot a people wondrin' what the future was gonna hold. The victims of hurricane Katrina are no different. In order to help the victims of hurricane Katrina, people displaced from their homes, and school districts, who are being taken in by families all across Amurka, the fedrul guvmint will provide each Katrina Family with a voucher, so their children can enter the school of their choice and get the education they deserve.

Like September the 11th, our nation has suffered from the devastating effects a katrina. Our economy has stayed strong during these tough weeks. That's why we gotta keep the tax cuts permanent. We must keep the ecomomy strong, and the tax cuts will help us do so.

I'm also announcing a major rebuilding effort. When the towers fell on September the 11ths, as we prepared to defend the homeland from terra, we were optimistic about the future of the site and confident in freedom and liberty. Today we are no different. We will rebuild New Orleans. Contracterrs are already workin' hard on plans for the future. The people of New Orleans and other devastated regions around the Golf Coast will have jobs, and homes to go to one day.

I'd like to thank all the folks who are still down there on the Golf Coast workin' hard to get life back to normal. 'Lectricity is comin' on, brush and debris is bein' cleared, and folks are once again entering the great City of New Orleans. I assure the Amurkin people we will rebuild, we will help those in need, and we will have a Golf Coast bigger and better than it ever was. Good night, and may God bless Amurka.



(note: clearly, this was written in BushSpeak. I actually do know how to spell.)

[Eurobabe]

9. good one! no doubt * would rather be one of those clearing brush in NOLA

[chalky]

11. And somewhere in Washington, an aide is printing this out.

n/t

[jane_pippin]

14. If they're going to use it they'd better pay me, dammit! n/t

[alarimer]

10. I think he will declare war on Margaritaville

"We have to fight the hurricanes there so we don't have to fight them here".

Something about blenders of mass destruction.

[chalky]

12. Last shaker assault.

n/t

[jobycom]

19. LMAO! We're going to war with the Shakers! nt

[Done]

13. "If we forget 9/11, the hurricanes win" n/t

[daleo]

15. "I don't care if there are 911 hurricanes!"

"We will defeat them all, even if the winds howl at 911 miles per hour and 911 inches of rain fall."

[triguy46]

16. I thought you meant help him with the big words... n/t

[HamdenRice]

17. 'Like the evildoers n tourists who attacked us on 9/11 hurrrcanes ...

like Katrina hate us for our freedoms.'

[Catrina]

18. As you all know, Hurricane Katrina

was once a little wave off the Coast of Africa (heh! heh! I saw that on the DVD Condi gave me)!

That made me think that like we fight the terraists, Al Kyda who killed thousands of our citizens on September the 11th, over there so we don't have to fight them over here, that's what we'll do.

We'll fight hurricanes in Africa so we don't have to fight them over here and, heh! heh! Cheney tells me there's oil in Africa too!!