Cyrano
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Thu Sep-15-05 02:13 PM
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Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 02:17 PM by Cyrano
Most of us have been using the same cuss words since grade school. The past 4 1/2 years have provided us with an irresistible opportunity to update our vocabulary of profanities. Some examples:
"Go Cheney yourself." No explanation needed.
"Dubya." A male organ.
"Coulter." A private female part.
"Limbaugh." A lougi.
"Rove." Maternal incest.
"Rumsfeld." Steer droppings.
"Hannity." A teensy weensy Limbaugh.
"Scalia." A super-sized Dubya.
"O'Reilly." Where Lougis come from.
"Condi." (See Coulter.)
I don't know whether or not the moderators will shut us down, but feel free to add your own. (And please, use just a little decorum.)
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demnan
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Thu Sep-15-05 02:15 PM
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1. You forgot to go "bush" - bathroom functions |
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Actually Gore Vidal wrote an amusing little book called Myron in the 1970's which used the names of supreme court justices as the 7 "dirty words". Made for a funny read.
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MuseRider
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Thu Sep-15-05 02:16 PM
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sorry, I would never think to call something as wonderful as a sex organ after these people. The rest are OK but not that.
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YOY
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Thu Sep-15-05 02:19 PM
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Do you mean "loogie" as in a phlemy ball of spit?
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Cyrano
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Thu Sep-15-05 02:21 PM
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4. I think Dennis Franz on "NYPD Blue" was the first one to use it. |
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Heading toward the bathroom he says, "I've got to go lay a lougi."
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Kazak
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Thu Sep-15-05 02:22 PM
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Santorum (explanation thoughtfully withheld).
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Gruenemann
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Thu Sep-15-05 02:32 PM
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7. right. if you need to know, google it. |
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i think i'm going to be sick--google sounds like gargle...
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Thu Sep-15-05 02:32 PM
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6. I thought a "santorum" was a place where people were abandoned to die... |
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of dread diseases or suffer the pains of involuntary childbirth. Surrounded by incense, prayer and chanting, of course.
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Oeditpus Rex
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Thu Sep-15-05 02:40 PM
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of "coulter" referring to a female part.
:wtf:
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