What REALLY happened at the U.N. (A photo montage)

[CatWoman]

via Daily Kos: http://dailykos.com/storyonly/2005/9/14/231018/076


As world leaders gathered today for the World Summit and 60th Meeting of the General Assembly, we join the American President . . .


So who's the next gasbag we have to sit through?


Oh, shit, it's that frog, de Villepin.


Well, no sense in listening to his bullshit. Time to find me some strange . . .



Nane Annan, wife of UN Secretary General Kofi Annan, catches the eye of the American President as the First Lady believes, apparently, that she is getting instructions from the planet Remulak 9.


Damn, Bolton, you were right. That Italian press attache is a stunner.


Kiss me here and now, Georgie, or I'll tell Laura about us.


Bolton overhears and looks worried for his president. He needs a plan . . .


Your President wants to see me?


You breathe one word to Laura, and The 'Stash gets your job. So sit back and relax.


No shit, Tony, old KGB man bugged his mike. She puckered up like this and said she'd rat him out to the librarian.


Damn, this guy's boring the cowshit outta me. Maybe I ought'a sneak off and take Condi up on that offer . . .


John, I need a quick shag, er, conference with the secretary. How do I get outta here for a few? Oh, wait a minute. I'll run the old "gotta go potty" ploy. Just like at Harvard.


First, a note to Kofi.


Now, I'll raise my hand.


Yes, President Bush.


Mr. Secretary, where's the Little President's Room?


Where is the American President? Where?!


I know.


There he is!


But before de Villepin can even finish speaking . . .


Our Hero is back in his seat; a 60-Second Man if there ever was one.


Bush and Rice in the Dag Hammarskjöld Cloakroom. Pass it on.


Silvio, mi amigo, mi amino, er--whatever--there's some bad-o shit-o going down. If anyone asks, I was with you.


Rumour is, Jorge, that you didn't exactly get up to relieve the presidential bladder.


Yes, I did.


You are good Señor Jorge. You are so very good.


You're better than Clinton, you old horndog, you.


Nails the Secretary of State at a U.N. World Summit. Amigo, that's why he's the leader of the free world.


The End.

[DS1]

1. thanks for sharing!

:loveya:

This is brilliant

[MisterP]

2. *screams with laughter*

[jillan]

3. Hilarious!!!

[democrat_patriot]

4. Brilliant.

Is he drinking wine? I thought he was in AA?

[rkc3]

12. White grape juice. Don't talk about our leader like that.

He's a hero.

:sarcasm:

[tavalon]

40. White grape juice - fermented n/t

[AuntiBush]

44. And So, You Know...

"Balanced."

:sarcasm:

[stevedeshazer]

51. He's NOT in AA.

That's part of the problem.

[Lars39]

5. *choking*

:rofl:

[BurtWorm]

6. It's like you were THERE!

:rofl:

[flakey_foont]

7. That's great!

:rofl:

Thanks for that!

[GOPisEvil]

8. !!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Brilliant!

[Justyce]

9. Too funny!! My favorite part

"the First Lady believes, apparently, that she is getting instructions from the planet Remulak 9" :rofl:

[demnan]

10. ROFL!!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Behind the Aegis]

11. WELL DONE!!

:applause:

[phusion]

13. BRILLIANT!

Just brilliant.

Well done!

:toast:

[txindy]

14. ROFL!!!!!

[Totally Committed]

15. OMG... I'm dying with laughter!

That was hilarious! Bravo!

Recommended!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

TC

[lophopper]

16. That's awesome!!

I enjoy the fact that you have so much time on your hands!

[CatWoman]

17. if you will note, in the original post I gave credit to the author

Reading is Fundamental.

Planning on spending much time here? I'd check my attitude if I were you.

[lophopper]

33. that's not very nice

:(

I'm sorry I didn't catch that you attributed it, and I certainly didn't mean to offend you.

Whoever DID make it, obviously took some time with it.

[Rainbowreflect]

37. Welcome to DU.

:hi:
We can all be a little skittish with new folk.

[Ninga]

18. COOL!! Love it!!

[question everything]

19. This is great! Especially the one with the cuppa... (nt)

[spuddonna]

20. ROTFLMAO!!! Oh my gosh... must share...must share...

Thank you for the laugh, I needed it! :)

[Jennos20]

21. Hahaha he is such a tool!!

:rofl:

[SpiralHawk]

22. "Mr. Secretary, where's the Little President's Room?"

Brilliat !

Giga dittoes

[defiant1]

23. Bahahahaha....

:rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

24. Great stuff

[Stephanie]

25. eek!

Can I go again?

[nicknameless]

64. Hmmm... That pic just begs a Hitlerian 'stache.

[ronnykmarshall]

26. Standing and clapping wildly !!

BRAVA!! BRAVA!!!

:applause::applause::applause::applause:

[Cleita]

27. ROFLMAO!

:rofl:

Thanks CW for this. Made my day!

[NV Whino]

28. Thanks for the laugh

It's made my day.

[izzie]

29. Did any one see the vet with the ear flaps on on Political humor?

Now that was funny also.

[Maple]

30. Laughed all the way through....

...still laughing in fact. Terrific!

[sickinohio]

31. TOO funny!!

That's great!!

:yourock:

[emulatorloo]

32. thanks a million . . . . . you made my day

:kick:

[Binka]

34. De Viilepin Is Back!

Yes! Bush just hates him so much. Not only was he right about the war he is fucking gorgeous and tall. Bush just seems so short these days. Those fucking photos of W looking so big are just gone. The tall angle just fell off the plate. Pictures do not lie. This is a very little man behaving badly. LOVE IT!

[MADem]

65. A short-legged little man behaving badly!!!

My favorite bit was the cloakroom line, 'pass it on!!' How very Junior High!

[Gregorian]

35. Hahaha.

Very good.

Can we keep doing this AFTER they're gone? It's too fun.

[StudentOfDarrow]

36. Hilarious.

I am falling out of my chair.

[Rainscents]

38. Brilliant... Thanks for the laugh which I really need!

[Dawgs]

39. Hilarious!!!

:toast:

[tavalon]

41. Beautifully done

Nice to wake up to (I'm a nightshifter so don't give me grief about getting up at 4pm)

[SeattleGirl]

42. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bj2110]

43. Very Nicely Done!! I laughed out loud quite a few times... the Romulak

phone call to pickles really got me going...

[sniffa]

45. is he drinking!!?

we need an intervention.

[CatWoman]

46. I was wondering when you would show up

:hi:

Sniffa: bad to the bone :D

[sniffa]

47. ...

:blush:

:hi: backatcha.

i onLy found this, thanks to your Lounge heads up. :bounce:

[Cleita]

49. I think he's half snockered most of the time on something.

Why does he have to go to bed so early, unless it's to pass out? I think they give him uppers in the morning to get him through the day and then he gets drunk or high in the evening again so he can go to bed early. Just MHO.

[Warren DeMontague]

62. Only to take the edge off the blow. nt

[KyndCulture]

48. BRILLLLLLLIANT!!!!!!!! nt

[JNelson6563]

50. *wild applause*

Bravo! :applause:

[smartvoter]

52. Pure genius. The most entertaining post in ages. nt

[Tatiana]

53. LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Funniest. Pictorial. Ever!!!!!! n/t

[Straight Shooter]

54. "Mr. Secretary, where's the Little (p)Resident's room?"

:rofl:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

55. Excellent!

Catwoman... :yourock: :thumbsup:

[CatWoman]

56. I can't take credit for it

I'm not the author - I just copied it and linked the attribution.

[arikara]

57. Credit or not...

thanks for sharing!

:rofl:

[NNadir]

58. This is hilarious! Best captions ever!

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

You made my evening.

[donheld]

59. Kittycatwoman

:yourock:

[Ladyhawk]

60. That was fucking great, Catwoman!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!

:rofl:

Thank you. I NEEDED that laugh.

[Cats Against Frist]

61. You are my new hero

That was delightful, and hilarious. Thanks.

:yourock:

[ladylibertee]

63. I enjoyed that.That was funny

[huskerlaw]

66. That needs a warning!

Warning: Do not read post while in cubicle-land. May cause hysterical laughter.

Yeah, I'm at work, and my coworkers think I've lost it. ;) That was too funny.

[ComerPerro]

67. Very funny

Well done!

[MsTryska]

68. *lmao*!

the best part was Putin and Tony Blair.

[Lisa]

69. is that final "winking" pic real? Gee, now it all makes sense! (n/t)