goclark
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Thu Sep-15-05 04:15 PM
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Last night I dreamed that the Chimp was not our resident! |
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The world instantly became a better place!
In my dream, Pickles caught the Chimp with either Gannon or Condi, I can't remember, maybe she caught them having a threesome.
She was so mad she got in her car and crashed into the WH gate! Luckily, no one was hurt!
Well, Bush told her that he was in love with CondImelda because she knew how to take him to the pottie and he liked her a lot.
He told Pickles that Condi had put her Ferragammo down and said, she could not wait another second to have him as her "husband."
The Chimpster said he and Condi just wanted to be left alone and sail away on an oil tanker called "Mission Accomplished!"
The Chimp told Cheney and Cheney said, " I'm outa here too..I'm going back to Oiliburton.
I woke up so happy!!!!!!
My happiness did not last long because I turned on the television and there he was,looking like a rapper in a blue tie with big dots at the UN!
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Thu Sep-15-05 04:17 PM
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goclark
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Thu Sep-15-05 04:19 PM
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3. He sure ain't my President, he lives in the WH ... :) nt |
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Thu Sep-15-05 04:17 PM
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2. Are you psychic? Could this have been a premonition? An omen? |
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Thu Sep-15-05 04:20 PM
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Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 04:22 PM by goclark
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Thu Sep-15-05 04:21 PM
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6. I wish it was an omen , maybe the speech |
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tonight will help me rest better and bring more clarity to a solution.
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Thu Sep-15-05 04:20 PM
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4. Well, it won't be too long - relatively speaking |
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We will look back for many decades wondering how on earth an idiot moron jackass fool was re-elected in a country like ours. 3 years,4 mo, hopefully sooner :D
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Thu Sep-15-05 04:29 PM
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7. I'm not sure I can have that many nightmares! |
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I'll have to start taking sleeping pills.
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