Botany
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Thu Sep-15-05 05:43 PM
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Bush Speech Drinking Game Oh Fish LL rules. |
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Have a gulp of beer or 1/4 of a shot when you hear any of the following:
dodged a bullet blame game CONGRESSIONAL INVESTIGATION (republican cover up) day of prayer something about the size of storm "We have find out what worked" "I like Negroes, really I do." (something to that effect ...he will use Condi or make some sort of very awkward statement) We must help the victims devastation rebuild compassion now is the time to help we have to look at all levels of Government (i.e. State & Local) throw Brown and maybe Chertoff under the bus ...... this is too big not to find some scapegoats ....
What I want to hear is the following: It was all my fault, if I hadn't gotten us involved in that nightmare in Iraq the levees would have been strengthened and the national guard would have been on the scene with in 12 hours. Also my extended vacations have contributed to the asleep @ the wheel leadership that has taken our country down the wrong road so I will be resigning @ noon this Sunday. Al Gore and John Kerry really won their races w/ me too. So to be fair to both of those gentleman I have chosen Sen. Boxer of California to finish out my term.
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Thu Sep-15-05 05:48 PM
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1. "So to be fair to both of those gentleman I have chosen Sen. Boxer..." |
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Thu Sep-15-05 05:51 PM
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2. how about "go forward" and "make progress" |
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"BTW, I've decided to invent a whole new agency, just for rebuilding my fuckups. I call it the Great Achievements in Progress agency..."
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Thu Sep-15-05 05:54 PM
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3. yup.. put those two on the list. . . . . . . .n/t |
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Thu Sep-15-05 05:56 PM
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4. "We got a lotta work to do. Hard work." nt |
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Thu Sep-15-05 06:01 PM
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5. Extra points if there are tears? |
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A real Swaggart moment would be good.
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Thu Sep-15-05 06:04 PM
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"good folks" "investigate" (myself) "leadership" "first responders" "Red Cross" "Former Presidents" "bipartisan"
Too many buzz phrases to remember to name them all.
:loveya: <-- for Botany
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Thu Sep-15-05 06:10 PM
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10. He loves saying "Test" "Tested" "Testing" |
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Maybe because he failed so many "Tests"
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Thu Sep-15-05 06:10 PM
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That's been right up there with "blame game" as most often spoken words lately.
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Thu Sep-15-05 07:44 PM
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12. "The Strong Spirit of the Pipple of Norleans". |
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Hi Sydnie. Pop over and say Hi at KOEB some time.
Hope you're doing good.
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Fri Sep-16-05 07:21 AM
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How are you doing? :hug:
We miss you over there...
For KO and those who love him: :loveya:
p.s. I hate the word "folks". It always sounds so pejorative when he hisses it.
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AuntieM1957
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Thu Sep-15-05 06:07 PM
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7. The only words I ever want to hear from a Bush ever again |
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are I quit, and I'm leaving the planet.
That goes for every one of them, Jeb, Neil, the invisible sister, Lady Babs MacBeth, Poppie, et al.
I will not be watching him speak tonight. He will only lie and manipulate.
I'll read a book instead. Right side up.
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Thu Sep-15-05 06:07 PM
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8. How could you forget Poland? |
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No really, what about 911? I'm positive that will be in there a few dozen times. Then again, you don't anyone to pass out.
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Thu Sep-15-05 06:08 PM
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9. "Americans are being tested by a great challenge." |
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