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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:49 PM
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Ok Folks!! Grade Chimpy's Speech
I give him a "C" for Chimp :D
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merwin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:49 PM
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1. I give him an F for farce
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Mike Nelson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:53 PM
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16. F-
depend-able
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mshasta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:50 PM
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"F"
big fat F
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:50 PM
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2. give it a 3..nice tune, but can he dance to it?
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:50 PM
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3. I didn't watch it.
Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice, we won't get fooled again.
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Paulie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:51 PM
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12. Same here
See no evil, hear no evil, no evil need to puke in the bathroom.
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KyndCulture Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:50 PM
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4. I'll give him a B....
for BULLFUCKINGSHIT.
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:50 PM
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5. I'll give him an "F" for banana,
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:51 PM
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10. lololololol
how the fuck do you get an "F" out of banana???

:rofl:
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:57 PM
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25. You wave it in front of a smirking chimp.
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:51 PM
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6. If I had just arrived from another planet and didn't know he's a
lying sack of poo, I'd have gone as high as a B. Since I'm here and know it was a well staged, one act play: F.
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fooj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:51 PM
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7. I'd give him a D- if he wasn't such a fucking LIAR!! So he gets an F!
An F for fucking with us yet again!

Peace.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:51 PM
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8. B for advancing his lame duckness
Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 08:52 PM by LSK
The conservatives will hate it (his base) and when he renegs on all his promises, the people he supposedly is helping will hate him.

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blossomstar Donating Member (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:51 PM
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9. "F" for FAKE
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:51 PM
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11. I give him an LS for Liberal Socialism
:evilgrin:
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:51 PM
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13. The bobblehead impression gets an A. The speech gets the usual F.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:52 PM
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14. I give him a big fat S for SOCIALISM
:rofl:

watch the freepers head explode
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magnolia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:52 PM
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15. Well...
...there's not a peep over at Freerepublic. They must be speechless! If he's finally pissed off base maybe he should get an "A".

Seriously...F-
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la la Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:55 PM
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21. F in Academics and
U in Behavior.

An unsatisfactory note will be sent home for Babs to sign.
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I_Make_Mistakes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:56 PM
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22. I give it a -120%, he even lacked the effort to give a good speech.
He looked resigned and defeated. He couldn't even believe in his own (bs) speech and it showed.
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Pithy Cherub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:53 PM
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17. I give him an "I" for Impeachable!
:woohoo:
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mvd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:54 PM
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18. An F just for showing up
:hi:
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:54 PM
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I give fim an F for being a failure with the budget.. When will
voters learn that cons are bigger spenders than liberals?
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:54 PM
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19. Grading on the curve and only using his former speeches
as part of the curve, I give him an A-. However, once I discover that he cheated, by pre-recording this speech, I will have to flunk him.
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Massacure Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:55 PM
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20. Time to add a G to the grading scale
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blonndee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:57 PM
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23. As an English comp teacher,
I give him a zero. Besides the fact that his speech was full of meaningless hyperbole and outright factual errors (i.e., lies), he fails and is subject to academic misconduct charges because his speech was written by KKKarl. Zero tolerance for plagiarism.
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:57 PM
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24. I did not watch but he is alway a D or less
not EVEN a C!
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demo dutch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:57 PM
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26. F for F... the poor didn't even discuss housing!
Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 08:59 PM by demo dutch
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GainesT1958 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:57 PM
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27. Can we go to "F-minus"?
"F" alone just does not seem to do it!:eyes:

Clearly, he followed Karen Hughes' advice: When you can't relate...PATRONIZE!:evilgrin:

B-)
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gumby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:58 PM
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28. I give him a Swastika
because he just couldn't keep his lust for military control over this country behind the curtain, could he?
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Alamom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:59 PM
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29. "I " for Idiot
Standing with Andrew Jackson (statue) in the background was sooooooo symbolic.
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Oilwellian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 09:00 PM
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30. I give him a "D" for dick-breath n/t
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Generator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 09:04 PM
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31. Well if he wasn't Bush aka stinkclown himself
I would have given it a B to someone else. What a wonderful world we will have! But since he lies about everything-this is the man beyhind "compassionate conservatisim" and against nation building. Also-he mentioned WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. I would give the one 9/11 reference a pass since it wasn't-for once overdone. But WMD? You ass-one hurricane wipes your bullshit WMD off the map for a long long time.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 09:10 PM
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32. kick
:kick:
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AnnieBW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 09:12 PM
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33. Pathetic!
n/t
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Mend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 09:16 PM
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34. F is for Feces....can I go potty, Condi? eom
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shaniqua6392 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 09:16 PM
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35. I=Incomplete
I=Irrelevant
I=Idiot
You fail Georgie Boy!
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New Earth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 09:19 PM
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36. i give him an A
for Asshole
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 09:19 PM
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37. An S
For stick a fork in ya, you're done.
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hardrainfallin Donating Member (711 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 09:20 PM
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38. C -- for "catastrophic success" n/t
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wherewingstakedream Donating Member (485 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 09:26 PM
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39. F- for failure!
a damn miserable failure! :nuke:
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