Official Moonbat Check In Thread! Moonbats Unite For Fight AND Flight!

[DistressedAmerican]

I get called moonbat quite a bit these days by certain ineffectual asshat types that have nothing better to do than track my every post here at DU. Losers.

I think that is funny as hell. I rather dig the term. It is catchy! Sure as hell beats being called a freeper (one step below slime mold). Now that would sicken me!

"Moonbat" conjures up visions of flying around on a bright moon lit night and dropping large globs of moonbat guano on their greedy, homophobic, self-centered freep heads.

MoPaul mentioned on another thread that he wears the name like a badge of honor. And why the hell shouldn't he? He has managed to piss off enough of them with his posts here that he gets special recognition. He has them running around like trolls with their hair on fire just by typing a few lines here.

Anytime you can get these keyboard commandos riled up, it is a clear sign that you are doing a fine job. The truth disturbs them greatly. Makes them freak out. Funny as hell to watch!

Keep running around in circles freeps! "AAAAHHHH FREAKING MOONBATS!"

What a laugh!

Anyone else want to cop to being a dedicated moonbat? I know that there are a lot of us here!

Anyone else want to join me on a moonlit flight over freepland dropping half digested insect bombs?

LOOK OUT BELOW FREEPERS! WE'RE FLYING OVER TO DROP YOU THE SUPPLIES YOU NEED (unlike your miserable, lying president)!

I guess you won't starve this week!

[titoresque]

1. pinko commie traitor here

and proud hippie!!!

:patriot:

[DistressedAmerican]

3. Tree Hugger Too?

:shrug: :applause:

[titoresque]

5. you bet!

I think it's hilarious that the Freeps think they are really being
insulting. LOL! I flip 'em the peace sign, and say Groovy!!!

:rofl:

[SteppingRazor]

2. Hee hee... Conjures up this image...

A freeper running down a blind alley in the dark of night, a look of panic on his face. Suddenly, in front of him sweeps a dark, caped figure!
"WHO ARE YOU?!" screams the freeper.
(Dramatic pause as the figure lifts the freeper off the ground)
"I'm moonbat!"

(cue dramatic music as freeper swoons)

[jpak]

4. Calling all Moonbats

Eagles UP!

[malta blue]

6. malta moonbat reporting for duty

Can we try to avoid ceiling fans please?

[DistressedAmerican]

9. Was Just Trying To Call Ya!

You will find a message on your celly!

Moonbat powers activate!

[malta blue]

11. At home today...sick remember.

pick up the phone....

[Beam Me Up]

7. TOTAL MOONBAT HERE!

:hi:

[progressivebydesign]

8. PROUD 2 B A MOONBAT!

So, what exactly IS a moonbat, anyway. I mean.. I know I'm one, but not quite sure what that is.

[DistressedAmerican]

10. No One Is Quite Sure. But, They Do Piss Off Freeps! That Should Be Enough!

:evilgrin:

[blondeatlast]

58. Wikipedia...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonbat

[HughBeaumont]

12. Dubbed "insane" AND a "Conspiracy Theorist"

Unfortunately, it was by some curmudgeon DUers.

Isn't a moonbat actually a useful animal?

:nuke:

[nadinbrzezinski]

22. Oh and wiki to the rescue

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonbat

[GraysonDave]

33. Thanks for that link

I'm fairly new here and had no idea what it meant.

[DistressedAmerican]

34. Sadly, No Listing For Either Asshat Or Freeper. Damn!

Always good to get through that learning the lingo phase!

:evilgrin:

[kliljedahl]

13. I've been called worse,

moonbats of the female persuasion are awful cute. Maybe the Freepers are jealous because they're stuck with fat, ugly toothless trailer park trash whores.

[kliljedahl]

25. Kick for the Moonbat brigade

[MN ChimpH8R]

14. Moonbat in Minnesota here

Proudly so. :patriot:

[Mutley]

15. Rather be a moonbat than a wingnut!

[MaineDem]

16. Where did the term come from?

I've seen it on a local right-wing blog and I figured I was one but didn't know what it meant.

[Coexist]

18. Moonbat Lefties for fair elections - Bob Koehler

http://commonwonders.com/archives/col293a.htm

Great columnist.

Check his archives for some great reading.

[MaineDem]

26. How have I missed that?

Thanks for the link. Good stuff!

[ninkasi]

17. Granny Moonbat here!

I love the name. Think I'll do some moonlight swooping tonight, too.

[ArkDem]

19. There is perhaps nothing better for readying oneself for the

weekend than a little stimulating intellectual discourse!

[DistressedAmerican]

20. Do You EVER Post Non-Snarky Replies?

I wonder what you consider intellectual discourse.

All I ever catch from you is insults and sarcasm. Yet you kick my threads anyway? Why bother?

[dbt]

27. Proud Arkansas Tendency since 1790.

Try not to let it it bug you, DA. Moth >> Flame, etc.

Remember New Orleans

dbt
Friendship, Arkansas
Population 206 (not counting dogs)

Moonbat since June 18, 1966.

[DistressedAmerican]

28. Oh No, It Doesn't Bother Me. My Skin Is Thicker Than That.

But, I like to remind everyone when "one of our own" seems to have a rediculous pattern of bullshit posts. Just a little head's up for the rest that do not know the pattern.

And of course I little FU to the poster to boot!

He knows full well what I think of his nonsensical BS.

I do seem to attract these freaks that have nothing positive to contribute EVER. Part of the game!

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

47. Noticed that too, DA?

'Tis a wonder...(not really)

[nadinbrzezinski]

21. Moon bat of course

and in the deep south it has more than jus that meaning... and yes it usually is expressed by some Freepers who cannot ... well you know what

[Dave Reynolds]

23. Here I am,

a charter member of the Vast Left Wing Consipracy, a commie-pinko, and a moonbat.

[mopaul]

24. 30 year member in good standing, amalgamated moonbats, local 392

and here is our battle cry:

ork ork ork ork ork ork!!

fuck freepers and CUers

[maine_raptor]

One question on moonbat duties

Is strafing allowed?

[DistressedAmerican]

30. I Say Do What You'd Like! They Hate Us For Our Freedom!

exercise it!

[Taxloss]

29. DA, this is your best-ever thread.

I salute you.

Signed, a proud member of the "loony left".

:yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock:

[Richard Steele]

31. Proud moonbat here too! Who's up for matching tattoos?

[DistressedAmerican]

32. You And Me Buddy!

That way we'll be able to pick each other out at GITMO!:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

36. Cool. I'm on it!

[DistressedAmerican]

37. Sweet! My Arms Are a Bit Skinnier Than That Guy Though!

May have to downsize it some! LOL!

:rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

35. Proud to be a moonbat!

[anarch]

38. I'm so crazy,

I believe in Constitutional Democracy! I'm such a nut, I think aggressively invading another sovereign nation in direct violation of several treaties and international laws is WRONG! I'm such a complete and total freak, I think all citizens should have access to medical care, and that emergency services should be delivered as quickly and to as great a degree as possible to everybody...yeah, yeah and so on. Obviously, I'm a moonbat.

[DistressedAmerican]

39. Definitely Sound Like One To Me! GREAT PIC!

:applause:

[kliljedahl]

48. Great graphic N/T

[lynettebro440]

40. I am an official

moonbat.. Oh goodie, another name to wear:)

Kicked and nominated.

:kick:

[DistressedAmerican]

41. You Are Definitely A Moonbat. They Even Say So!

They didn't seen to like your letter to Bush. Had them running around and shouting "SECRET SERVICE!!!"

Fine work!

LOL! Losers!

[Redstone]

43. "Running around and shouting 'Secret Service'?"

Good God, will they EVER realize how extraordinarily wearisome their constant bluster gets to be after a while?

Big talk, no action. On and on and on, forever and ever.

But I guess it makes them feel good to beat their little fists against their little, hollow chests, there in Mom's basement, being "warriors" in their desperate, fevered imaginations...

Redstone

[lynettebro440]

44. Have you seen my latest

I want to post? I sent by email. Give me some feedback. Need to stay in the huddle to fight this right:)

[DistressedAmerican]

49. In Your Inbox Now

Sorry for the delay.:hi:

[kineneb]

42. count me in

California moonbat here, reporting for duty

(although the pet chicken sitting in my lap probably doesn't care for bats)
Henrietta says "boop, boop" (hi)

[Straight Shooter]

45. As I said in Mopaul's thread ...

The moon is beautiful and bats are cool. We can see through the darkness ;)

Proud moonbat here, signing off for the night.

BTW, DA, as always: :yourock:

[lonestarnot]

46. Moonbats ass!

[zippy890]

50. WOOO WOOO LOVE that graphic!!!

very artistic, DA

can I steal it & play with it?

[DistressedAmerican]

51. That One Actually Isn't Mine. Just lifted From A Google Search...

So, hey go nuts!

[Moosepoop]

52. Michigander Moonbat

Has a nice ring to it! :)

[atommom]

53. Is anyone making a moonbat sticker?

I think a nice full moon with a bat flying over it would look perfect on my car. No need for a caption ... ;)

[lynettebro440]

54. Kick this one again

for the early rising freeps.

:kick:

[DistressedAmerican]

55. Looks Like They Are Mad That We Like The Term.

Bet they hated it when blacks appropriated the "N" word and gays the "F" word.

Bigoted asshats, what can you do with them. Can't live with them, can live witho.............wait hell yes I CAN live without them!

LOL!:rofl:

[lynettebro440]

57. LOL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You made me spit out my pop.....

[Mark E. Smith]

56. Who Gives A Rat's Ass What Those Assholes Say?

Shit stinks and Freeps lie.

All anyone needs to know.

[dbt]

59. Oooooops! self delete in the interest of NOT getting tombstoned!

:evilgrin:

Remember New Orleans

[DistressedAmerican]

60. Now, Now...

[chat_noir]

61. You May Be A Left Wing Moonbat If...

Found this DU thread via Googling Moonbat.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2309357

[DistressedAmerican]

62. Gotta Say That Is Quite A Substantial List!

I's say I go with about 90% of it...