John Ellis Bush's rehab should be sending him to Iraq!

[Tim4319]

Being that he is 21 years old!

[splat@14]

1. I like it. Rehab for John and his cousins, the twins!

[cwydro]

2. well yeah,

why is it that none of the Bushettes are fighting terrorism over there...so we won't have to fight them here? Why?

[daninthemoon]

3. Don't suppose anyone here has more pull with Florida judges than

the bush clan?

[samdogmom]

4. Unfortunately, the arrest was in Austin, TX.

Pull with Florida authorities is useless. So sorry.

[daninthemoon]

5. Oh yeah. Well at least the bushes don't have any influence there.

[samdogmom]

6. Ha! Good point. But Austin is a little dicey...

far too liberal for the Bush clan. I don't think they control the politics in that city (just a guess on my part).

[daninthemoon]

7. Guess we'll find out.

[samdogmom]

9. You know what?

I'm pretty sure he's going to "walk" with no punishment. I was just teasing. It's so frustrating that these guys have such pull. I actually feel sorry for their offspring. I think it would be hellacious to be a Bush clone right now. Oh well--that's their private hell. What can we do for these kids except eliminate their inheritance tax exemption so that at some point maybe they've got to get a job and join the real world?

[asthmaticeog]

8. Think again. Austin's the capital. n/t

[daninthemoon]

10. What a great picture. Tell me it was doctored, please!

[asthmaticeog]

11. Yes, I doctored it.

It's a still from Kubrick's "The Shining" with *'s head p-shopped in.

So sadly, there are as yet no verifiable photographs of our fearless leader getting hummed by a furry. Though I understand there exist some fascinating snaps of him partying in Mexico in his college days that might compare.

[daninthemoon]

12. Thanks, I can almost sleep better now.

[lpbk2713]

13. It wouldn't work .... He's a Bush spawn.

If he were to be sent to Iraq (or any of the other Shrublets) he would be sent well out of harm's way because all the brass value their careers. He would be placed in a menial office job in in a clean, air-conditioned environment and would only be expected to contribute a few hours a day of his time.

The morale of the other troops would be better served if he wouldn't be in the military at all.


Community service might be a good way to go. It would be a humbling experience for him to pick up litter beside a well-traveled highway or to clean out the restrooms in a public park.

[KharmaTrain]

14. Wasn't He Caught With A Girlfriend in 2000?

I tried googling this last night and the search engine on Bartcop was down.

IIRC, in 2000 16-year old Jebbie Junior was caught with his knicker in a bunch with his "girlfriend".

This shouldn't be confused with George P. the Latin heartthrob who was also arrested for cutting apart his ex-girlfriend's front lawn with his car (i think he was also arrested for DWI at the time).

Next, there's the ever-lovely Nicole...


And lest we forget Momma Colomba who was nailed by the IRS for skipping on paying import duties.

Ahhh...these family values...

Now what's Jebbie Junior's excuse for not fighting them there? Guess he's in the family tradition of defending Texas from Al Queda. Yeah, that's it...

[mitchum]

15. I'm not familiar with the strange folkways of the New England patrician...

class, but doesn't he have the same name as his father? Why isn't he a junior?
I don't understand...