Zarqawi is dead! For only the third time!!

[Roland99]

Zarqawi is dead, claims Baghdad imam
http://www.khaleejtimes.com/DisplayArticle.asp?xfile=data/focusoniraq/2005/September/focusoniraq_September90.xml§ion=focusoniraq

PARIS - Al Qaeda’s leader in Iraq, Abu Musab Al Zarqawi, is dead but Washington continues to use him as a bogeyman to justify a prolonged military occupation, an Iraqi Shia cleric said in an interview published here on Friday.

Sheikh Jawad Al Kalesi, the imam of the al-Kazemiya mosque in Baghdad, told Le Monde newspaper: “I don’t think that Abu Musab Al Zarqawi exists as such. He’s simply an invention by the occupiers to divide the people.”

Kalesi claimed that Zarqawi was killed in the Kurdish northern region of Iraq at the beginning of the US-led war on the country as he was meeting with members of the Ansar Al-Islam group affiliated to Al Qaeda.

“His family in Jordan even held a ceremony after his death. Abu Musab Al Zarqawi is therefore a ploy used by the Americans, an excuse to continue the occupation. It’s a pretext so they don’t leave Iraq.”

[jim3775]

1. I believe this paragraph

“His family in Jordan even held a ceremony after his death. Abu Musab Al Zarqawi is therefore a ploy used by the Americans, an excuse to continue the occupation. It’s a pretext so they don’t leave Iraq.”

[FreedomAngel82]

7. Of course

Just like with BinLaden. Isn't it funny how now days they hardly ever use BinLaden except when they want to use the 9/11 angle?

[despairing optimist]

2. I won't believe it till I read the news in the National Star

Zarqawi's UFO Love Child Vows Revenge

1001 Arabian Nightmares: Zarqawi's Baaaaack!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Zarqawi Has Totaled the Building

[raysr]

3. Tough fucker, that Zarqawi!!

Killed three times and came back from the dead! That beats Jeebus!

[radar]

4. Cue theme music from slasher pic...

Friday The 13th, Halloween, other?

[IndyJones]

5. He's back like Chuckie. The guy just won't die!

[FreedomAngel82]

6. Again?

:crazy: I feel like banging my head against the wall here.