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Kindigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 08:05 AM
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Dear George by Bill Maher
"Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any
more. There's no more
money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't
start another war
because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck,
the rest of your
term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping
poor people. Listen
to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards
maxed out. No one's
speaking to you. Mission accomplished.

"Now it's time to do what you've always done best:
lose interest and
walk away. Like you did with your military service
and the oil company
and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on
and try the next
fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I
know what you're
saying: there's so many other things that you as
President could
involve yourself in. Ple ase don't. I know, I know.
There's a lot left
to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the
sales tax on
yachts. Turning the space program over to the church.
And Social
Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.

"But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why?
Because you
govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so
poorly I'm surprised
that you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a
catastrophe that
walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty
president, but even he
never conceded an entire city to rising water and
snakes.

"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies,
the surplus, four
airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon
and the City of
New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not
saying you don't
love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse
it c ould be if you
were on the other side.

"So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying
is: 'Take a hint.' "

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WePurrsevere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 08:38 AM
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1. Touché! :-D
LOVE the last line...
"So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying
is: 'Take a hint.' "


Over the last few years I've (half) jokingly said to a few folks that maybe "God" is giving Bush a hint. What does she need to do to get him and the other neo-cons to "get it", make it pour down frogs? :yoiks:
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 08:59 AM
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2. I see a bumper sticker in this one:
"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 09:09 AM
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3. I love it but it's waaaaaaaay to long.
Maybe a T-shirt.

You'd cause accidents with people trying to read this one.
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 10:29 AM
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5. *snicker*
You're right.

Have you ever come up behind a car with a really long sticker and tried to read it and almost crash?! I've been doing that more lately - seems like there's a lot more funny antiBush stickers out there!

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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 11:07 AM
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6. Freepers aren't exactly known for their sense of humor
More-so their misplaced anger and deluded interpretation of patriotism.

You can't really expect them to come up with many funny slogans or thoughtful commentaries...that and their ammunition is so trite.
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RogerARTcom Donating Member (25 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 10:00 AM
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