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Mon Sep-19-05 08:59 AM
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Bible stories according to FEMA |
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Mon Sep-19-05 09:00 AM
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1. And God afflicted his people with incompetent leaders. nt |
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Mon Sep-19-05 09:05 AM
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3. And unto them he sent a plague of Cronies |
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Which did wipe out the land.
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Mon Sep-19-05 09:07 AM
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4. And Lo, the LORD did afflict the sinners with a Plague of ... |
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... REPUBLICANS!
And, verily, there were also Televangelists, and Manufacturers of Cheap Plastic Ribbons and Flags, and, like, other Shit, too, Dude.
Amen.
--p! Let us prey.
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Mon Sep-19-05 12:35 PM
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6. Ugh, I'd rather suck on a toad . . . |
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Mon Sep-19-05 09:05 AM
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2. Problem is FEMA in their piss poor planning forgot to build the Ark(s). |
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Ark legislation was passed BUT never funded!!!!!
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Mon Sep-19-05 09:09 AM
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It was the responsibility of the Governor of Judea and the Mayor of Galilee to build the Ark!
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