If you could make bush melt down with one question, what would it be?

[mopaul]

i can think of so many, but i pray that one good reporter with cajones would ask bush that magic meltdown moment question, so that all the world could see what a cockroach he really is.

[cthrumatrix]

1. let's have a live "forum" with Sibel Edmonds asking questions with the

bush cabal

she probably has a few good questions

[gmoney]

2. "If you're responsible, why did Brownie resign?"

Mr. President, shouldn't YOU be the one to fall on your metaphorical sword? (After pushing Dick Cheney onto his, of course.)

[Minstrel Boy]

3. Did you really have to kill Margie Schoedinger?

But he's already been asked at least one meltdown question.

Remember this?

Q I know you said there will be a time for politics. But you've also said you wanted to change the tone in Washington. Howard Dean recently seemed to muse aloud whether you had advance knowledge of 9/11. Do you agree or disagree with the RNC that this kind of rhetoric borders on political hate speech?

THE PRESIDENT: I uh.... There's time for politics..... There's time for politics, and I -- it's an absurd insinuation.

[Stephanie]

71. We've heard it's an open secret in Washington that you drink -

Please tell us why the press covers up for you.

[XanaDUer]

4. "Was it really a pretzel you choked on?"

...

[mopaul]

5. what affliction do you have that causes those seizures?

30 years of cocaine and whiskey maybe?

[tularetom]

6. I'd ask him

Do you put on that fake macho act because you have a tiny peepee?

[President Jesus]

7. how much of a freak is Condi in the sack?

followup: Does she leave her $1000 Ferragamo shoes on?

[eShirl]

8. Why do your mom and dad love Bill Clinton more than you?

heheh

[Z_I_Peevey]

31. Oh, I like this one.

I like it a lot.

[txindy]

56. That one may be the winner, right there!

Mostly because it is so true. :evilgrin:

[mopaul]

9. why did you marry a murderer?

[XanaDUer]

13. Bush and KKKarl are married?

Did the ceremony take place in Mass?

[ladylibertee]

10. Why are you covering for Karl Rove?

[mopaul]

11. what's with that new facial tic, the grinding jaw, what are you ON?

[RepublicanElephant]

12. is...

...Jesus really your role model?

[tularetom]

14. If you're such a cowboy why do we never see you on a horse?

[mopaul]

15. and how come your texas drawl comes and goes?

[ladylibertee]

17. Oh snap. That's actually true come to think of it.

[txindy]

57. Every time Junior speaks to the UN, his accent is on vacation

It only follows him around in this country when he's trying to connect with the natives. They're not very savvy, ya know. ;)

[leveymg]

16. "Mr. Bush, why did you not roll-up the UBL cells in Aug. '01?"

Follow-up: "What do you hope to get out of your prison experience?":bounce:

[mopaul]

18. why is your mother such a bitch?

is that where you got it?

[ladylibertee]

38. Yeah Yeah . LOL

[tularetom]

19. Does it embarrass you when your mommy defends you on Larry King?

[progdonkey]

20. repeat of an older one

I think it would be interesting for a reporter to ask Bush again what his biggest mistake as president has been. He's already grudgingly taken some modicum of responsibility for Katrina, but I think he should be put on the spot as to a specific mistake he's made.

Everyone knows Bush made mistakes (even some of those who still support him), but I think he still believes he didn't make a single one and just viewed taking responsibility as a quick political escape. If asked to name one mistake he made during Katrina, he won't be able to come up with one, and the reporters will feel forced (as they should be) to keep on him, since the fairest verdict so far is that everyone screwed up at least a little.

I can only imagine the press corps reading off a list of things like eating cake, playing guitar, hiring Michael Brown, etc. :-)

[halobeam]

46. THAT is perfect.....

Mr Bush, please name one specific mistake that you personally made regarding Katrina.


**Note: you are RIGHT...he would NOT be able to answer that. LOL! I love it!:evilgrin:

[progdonkey]

88. thanks!

Either he states definitively a specific mistake he made during the whole Katrina fiasco (which we know will never happen--it took him five years just to accept just a little bit of limited responsibility for anything), or he denies as before that he's made no mistakes, which would largely prove (or at the very least imply) that his accepting responsibility really was just a BS political move and completely insincere.

:toast:

[progdonkey]

89. thanks!

Either he states definitively a specific mistake he made during the whole Katrina fiasco (which we know will never happen--it took him five years just to accept just a little bit of limited responsibility for anything), or he denies as before that he's made no mistakes, which would largely prove (or at the very least imply) that his accepting responsibility really was just a BS political move and completely insincere.

:toast:

[mopaul]

21. did we ever get osama what's his name, dead or alive yet?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. "What's it like being Unka Dick's ventriloquist dummy?"

:evilgrin:

[punpirate]

23. "Why do you think...

... that being a fuckin' phony is the same as being a good president?"

[ThoughtCriminal]

24. What was so interesting about the "Pet Goat Story"

that "America is under attack" could wait?

[Nightwing]

25. The question I'd ask?

Was the decision to take out Saddam in place BEFORE you took office?

And a follow-up; Who is the ultimate puppeteer that tells you how to respond, act or not do a thing?? Turd blossom or someone else??

[mopaul]

26. do you even understand the speeches you read?

[Nightwing]

45. I know the answer to the first question

That's why I posed it and I want to hear the chimp say it. As for the second, yes turd blossom has major influence on * but I honestly believe there has to be an ultimate puppeteer steering POTUS. It could be a neocon, or the PNAC but someone is obviously telling this administration how to handle everything.

[mopaul]

27. is jeff gannon worth the money in bed?

[wordout]

64. There ya go!

or "Have you read Johnny Gosh's new book about the Franklin Coverup?"

[mopaul]

28. have your daughters enlisted for the noble cause, if not, why not?

[Tesla]

29. This one won't get him mad but I have to ask.....

HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT????

[mopaul]

30. with heavy medications

[OneGrassRoot]

32. ding, ding, ding!

Can you imagine a press conference with NOTHING but questions like these?

Paraphrasing some of you brilliant folks:


Q: Have your daughters enlisted in the noble cause?

Q: Do you even understand the speeches you read? (my personal fav...:) )

Q: Why does your Texas drawl come and go?

Q: Are you really afraid to ride horses?

Q: Are you afraid your mummy and daddy love Clinton more than you?

Q: Do you act macho because you have a tiny peepee?


:rofl: :woohoo: :yourock:

[demnan]

33. Is Laura just your beard?

Do you have a boyfriend in Nashville?

[pepperlove]

34. Tell us

about your families long involvement with Nazi-ism and how you feel about your grampa being closely aligned with Hitler.

[mopaul]

35. did your daddy inherit millions from auschwitz slave labor?

[pepperlove]

36. Dontcha know

that Nazi-ism is in the bloodline and that is why you are such an arrogant, warmongering, bloodlusting fool?

[Mel]

37. I would quote him

'The government doesn't have to help poor people -- because they are lazy.'

It's what he said to his Harvard Professor Tsurumi. I would point out that he denied saying it then and does he still deny that he said it? Mr. pResident do you think poor people are that way because they are lazy?

Why do you think we have so many poor people in the richest greatest country in the world and do you plan to do anything about it?
The number of people living in poverty (read him the stats) has risen under your watch.

[qanda]

39. When was the last time you used drugs?

[halobeam]

54. Did we ever get the results of the physical he was supposed to have had

before the 2004 election? I know he had one recently (results..."he's awesome man"), but wasn't there one he either had/supposed to have had, and the results weren't given to the public? I can't keep up, and I know they like it that way.

[mopaul]

65. yes, he was declared fit for duty, i kid you not

[jmm]

40. Was it the years of drug and alcohol abuse

that caused you to be such a bad father, business man, and president or was it the sorry excuses for role models in your family or even a combination of the two?

[Botany]

41. How about the 1 year of "community service?'

<COCAINE:
According to a new book, three independent sources close to the Bush family report that Governor Bush was arrested in 1972 for cocaine possession, and taken to Harris County Jail, but avoided jail or formal charges through an informal diversion plan involving community service with Project P.U.L.L., an inner city Houston program for troubled youths at the Martin Luther King Jr. Community Center in Houston's dirt-poor Third Ward. (In another new book, reporter Bill Minutaglio, writes that the year of community service was arranged by the Governor's father, ex-president Bush, after he caught Bush Jr. driving drunk.)

That year certainly is out of character with the rest of Bush Jr.'s life. Before and after 1972, he was a rich, hard drinking playboy. Suddenly, and only that one time in his life, he worked for a liberal charity in an inner city ghetto. As soon as the year was over, he resumed his previous pattern and has done no charity work since.>

The only thing * has acknowledged is that he did exactly 1 year @ the youth
center ..... he has said he was helping run it ...... HE HAD TO SIGN IN & OUT.

[iamahaingttta]

42. Is it true, Mr. President...

... that you and your family are really giant lizard aliens from outer space?

'Cause that's what I keep hearing...

[Jim Sagle]

43. How does it feel to be a piece of unelected filth?

[oblivious]

44. "Do you have blood on your hands?"

[berni_mccoy]

47. Why haven't you resigned yet?

[TallahasseeGrannie]

48. Would you fill up this little cup please?

[txindy]

58. Oooo, good one!

An independent drug test! Yep, that would start a meltdown, for sure. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[July]

49. Is your mother an even bigger bitch in private?

My figuring is that, unlike a policy question, that one would rile him up so fast he'd lose control.

[DemonFighterLives]

50. Mr Pretzeldunce, Mr Pretzeldunce

What part did your daddy play in the JFK assassination? Was he a ringleader or just another patsy?

[mopaul]

51. & What part did your daddy play in reagans attempted murder?

long time family friends of the hinkleys?

[DemonFighterLives]

52. And the undermining of the Carter Presidency?

While we're on the topic of illegal coups, how on earth did you steal the 2000 election and make people believe it?

[Tsiyu]

53. When you end up in hell, how many of your friends will join you?

You know, there's no cocaine or male prostitutes down there...

[tanyev]

55. Is is true that you're the Antichrist?

[Joyce78]

59. Could we meet Robin Lowman Garner?

If so, could she be accompanied by Jennifer Fitzgerald?

[madokie]

60. What is your relationship with kinda'sleeza, where does laura* fit in

[JNelson6563]

61. Why do you hate America?

You rat bastard traitor.

[CantGetFooledAgain]

62. Do you ever feel guilty for stealing two elections?

[peekaloo]

63. Have you ever fucked Condi?

[BurtWorm]

66. What would Jesus have done in the days after Katrina hit the Gulf?

Why didn't you do what Jesus would have done, you fucking dipshit?

[Opusnone]

67. What qualifies you to be the leader of the free world?

[mopaul]

68. can you tell us why we should fire your incompetent ass?

[mopaul]

69. have you EVER read a newspaper, do you EVER watch the news?

[mopaul]

70. how can you prove to me that you are really a christian?

[mopaul]

72. what is two plus two? and no fair asking kkkondi

[Marnieworld]

73. Since you were warned about high-jacked planes flying into buildings...

...why did it take two planes to hit the WTC on 9/11 before you realized that we were under attack?

Someone, anyone please ask this!

[mopaul]

76. and why didn't you warn us, instead of going on a month long vacation?

[sabra]

74. When was the first time you met Usama Bin Laden?

Do you still keep in touch? Third question, what's UBL's AIM screen name?

[mopaul]

77. how far back to the bush and bin laden families go?

[mopaul]

75. do you realize how embarrassing you are to america?

[cybildisobedience]

78. If you wanted this job enough to steal it...

why won't you do it?

Or, alternatively:
Are you afraid Laura will run you over someday?

[mopaul]

80. don't you usually walk away when things get rough? why not now?

[Seabiscuit]

79. Do you write notes to Laura in bed asking permission?

[mopaul]

81. yes, what other bodily functions do you have to seek permission for?

[Scurrilous]

82. 1903 American soldiers have died in Iraq...

...give me the names of those who's funerals you've attended.

[RedCloud]

83. Why does the Bush family intermingle so lustily with nazis and terrorists?

Have you no shame or true decency?

[mopaul]

84. do you secretly hate your mother, like we do openly?

[Bullwinkle925]

85. "George - has your daddy come out of the closet yet"?

With advance apologies to the gay community - but I always thought GHWB was repressed.

[Jane Austin]

86. Not counting your court-ordered community service,

please list three instances of any non-political volunteer service you've done. Here are some possibilities:

Volunteer tutoring?
Little League coach?
Mothers March of Dimes?
Sunday School teaching?
Food bank collecting?
Pet rescuing?
Driving old folks to appointments?
Helping at a community clinic?
Candy Striper hours at a hospital?
Police Pal?
Fund raising for Public Broadcasting?


Anything?

<crickets>

[Cleita]

87. Why did you eat cake and play golf when people

were drowning and babies starved to death?

[yodermon]

90. Mr. Bush

I know your parents didn't let you grieve properly for Robin. It's time to say goodbye and let her go.

[belle]

91. You do know you'll never be as good as your Daddy, right?

[sepia_steel]

92. How do you live with being the biggest fraud in history? n/t

[LittleClarkie]

93. Mr. President, do you now wish, with the rest of us, that Kerry had won

the last election. He did lose, didn't he? Mr. President? Why are you turning that shade of blue, sir?

[Oeditpus Rex]

94. Thank you, and I have a follow-up

First, have you stopped beating your wife?

And secondly, why is it farther to Chicago than by bus?

[IN-dem]

95. What was you taking when

GOD spoke to you? I want some of dat.

[B Calm]

96. Why do you walk like Quick Draw McGraw?

[Name removed]

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[Ikonoklast]

98. Name me one thing that you have accomplished

in your personal family life, business or political career than you can deem a success?

Family? Dysfunctional family life as a young man, and as an adult. Alcohol and drug abuse, self-medication symptoms of an underlying mental condition.

Business? Total failure. Bankrupt and disinterested in anything remotely related to hard work and dedication to success.

Political career? Absolute disaster. The worst thing that ever happened to our country. If this man would have been president at the height of the Cold War, we would not exist as a nation today. The Russians would have walked in.

[tgnyc]

99. Do you make Laura watch while you do Condi?