Recruits sought for FBI PORN SQUAD (no joke, Washington Post)

[Proud2BAmurkin]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/19/AR2005091901570.html

The FBI is joining the Bush administration's War on Porn. And it's looking for a few good agents.

Early last month, the bureau's Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as "one of the top priorities" of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of "the Director." That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.

[lazarus]

1. If selected

I promise to give all porn put in front of me lengthy and close scrutiny. Repeatedly.

[Botany]

2. Please tell this is a joke!

I know it is not but ...... :grr:

[madeline_con]

3. Perfect Repug job...

All those keyboard jockies who live in their mothers' basements can do the work. :evilgrin:

[DU9598]

6. Small government, huh?

What a bunch of hypocrites. Stay the f--k out of my personal business a--holes.

[pauldp]

4. They see how much money there is in Porn

sooo..... they figured they'd get in on the action.

[despairing optimist]

5. Even some FBI agents interviewed NFA said they thought it was a joke

Notice that this porn initiative goes way down on the priority list, probably after badly dressed she-males. It's likely a sop to the fundies.

[dflprincess]

7. Does this mean the war on terra has been won?

n/t

[pauldp]

8. we're moving on to the war on ta tas. n/t

[TOOLZ]

9. Me Me Me!

I'll be your hypocrite! Bring on the porn.

[enlightenment]

10. hmm. Wonder if this has anything to do with the

advertisement I saw yesterday -- a local tutoring group offering classes in exotic massage, erotic strip-tease, and blow jobs.
Seriously.

edit: crips. am I allowed to use that last phrase? Many apologies if that's over the line -- but that is what the ad reads.

[mattclearing]

28. Yeah, thanks to Monica Lewinsky. n/t

[mduffy31]

11. I love the answer....

...from one of the FBI agents. He said "I guess this means that we won the war on terror." The story I read had 9 agents being diverted for the war on porn. Wouldn't a more judicious use of this manpower be just to even put them in a room, and tell to just think about Al Quida. Why do we care about people jerking off...oh wait I forgot, this is the morals and values crowd, and what you can do with your nasty little hand will lead to kids jerking off. Fucking morons.

[bonito]

12. Theres a broad definition for porn

And my opinion allot of it it sick indeed. but I for one enjoy looking at the female body, well any how where are they going to draw the line. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porn.. well Albert just how much can we see?

[benburch]

13. Duplicate

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1792492

[bonito]

16. With over 70 post and only 3 rec's, revealing ...(for us all)

[benburch]

18. "3 recs"?

What does that mean???

[bonito]

19. I agree we could benefit from a new group

It's your Idea, so make it so.

[benburch]

21. Can't.

Skinner already said NO. I did try. I think he's afraid it would become porn.

[bonito]

24. Be creative in your approach

After all, thats what our monitors are here for.

[benburch]

25. I thought I was...

I created a poll which showed that 1/3 of all DUers are in some way "alternative" sexually, and used that in my pitch for the new groups. Skinner shut down the pitch right away.

[MelissaB]

22. It has 4 now.

Fuck these assholes!

[bonito]

26. LOL!

:)

[lindisfarne]

14. BushCo was gearing up for this campaign before 9/11 - 9/11 put it on hold.

[Spinzonner]

15. Pro or Con ?

[GarySeven]

17. "The Porn Squad" - a Quinn Martin Production. In Color

From a soon-to-be TV Guide entry:

9:00 PM - The Porn Squad (Color-NBC) - "Buck Naked" - Agent Rodriquez (Jimmy Smits) goes undercover to pose as an adult actor to get the skinny on a major Columbian porn-running operation. Meanwhile, S.A. Skeeter (John Cuzak) tries to find who's been blackmailing an informant (guest starring Pia Zadora as "Peachy"). Rated TV-MA for: extreme violence, partial nudity, depictions of rape. (90 Minutes).

[Ksec]

20. I saw this and sent it to this ahole

http://www.returnoftheprimitive.com

I found the link on Alterman . This guy was a con trying to be cool interviewing a right wing rock dude who worked in a porn shop . The
rock dude was ragging on Democrats taking away his porn rights

. LOL

fixed link

[mongo]

27. Thanks for posting this

I sent him my comments too. What a fucking tool...

[MazeRat7]

23. How/Where do I apply ?