ruggerson
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:01 PM
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So What Will Pat Robertson Say About a Hurricane Hitting Texas? |
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God is punishing Texas for too much big hair? Gay cowboys? Feminist lesbian oil rig drillers Tinky Winky owns a beach house in Galveston?
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:04 PM
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1. Houston, we have a problem? |
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:05 PM
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2. Definitely the gay cowboy angle. |
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Edited on Tue Sep-20-05 11:05 PM by kweerwolf
That movie "Brokeback Mountain" about the gay cowboys is about to open and God told Pat he was sooooooo pissed that it's been winning awards at film festivals.
Wait until God finds out that movie was set in Wyoming and not Texas!
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:05 PM
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Of course I don't personally believe that God causes hurricanes, or directs them to any certain geographic locales. That being said, God sure does hate red states:rofl: (I apologize to any red state DU'ers, I just couldn't resist)
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:05 PM
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will "pray" the hurricane towards Mexico
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:18 PM
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4. Pat will say: "If you send BIG money to my fund, I will make God direct.. |
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...this storm away from the US." And if it still hits, Pat will keep the big money, and say the gays/abortionists/feminists/godless/Democrats/jews/muslims/porn viewers/New Orleans refugees were too big a target and so god ignored Pat's pleas.
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:20 PM
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5. Holy Man Pat Robertson should...... |
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be standing on the shore of the Gulf Coast demanding Rita dissipate immediately.
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:44 PM
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6. I thought the same thing. |
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It's like God is bowling for The Prairie Chapel Ranch.
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:46 PM
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7. I actually believe that the reason these hurricanes are so powerful... |
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is evidence that god is actually trying to get to Robertson. It's kind of like a hail-Mary in hopes that a flying piece of debris somehow makes it to whatever evil house of demons that ass sleeps in at night.
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Wed Sep-21-05 12:09 AM
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9. but, isn't he in Virginia with the rest of them? n/t |
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Wed Sep-21-05 12:12 AM
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10. I honestly don't know. I just had fun imagining a god launching a ... |
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Category 12 hurricane just to have a car miraculously land on Robertson's fat bloated head no matter where he is.
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Wed Sep-21-05 12:29 AM
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12. as long as we are imagining, could I request that it be |
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the popemobile, please? :rofl:
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Wed Sep-21-05 12:07 AM
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8. Why, it's because they took in all those "evil doer's" from NOLA, that's |
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what he will say. These storms are chasing those that were intended to be removed, but the bleeding heart humans stepped in and stopped god's will. That is why Ophelia hit the other coast too. It won't stop until all those "untouchables" have been dealt with. :sarcasm:
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Wed Sep-21-05 12:15 AM
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you see I had a talk with God the other night... and god told me that Pat is just nuts... asd the poor dear is confusign the messages from Satan with those from God...
This little thing called compasion, Pat removed it from his dictionary after the Devil told him so, beuase of cousre it was God... and the Lord all mighty is quite perplexed how a man who claims to follow the teachnings can be so full of vile hate for others.
Then again he also told me that when the end comes only it knows, and it is not for us punny humans to even considder, but it gives him immense pleasure to see how some who claim to be his followers have this peged down to teh hour.. given that the Lord God has no plans that he is aware off to bring in the end...
But then again it might have been my lack of sleep, I don't know... and no magical toast or any other signs that Pat claims should happen during the 700 hour, otherwise known as the 700 devils...
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