Bush's Hurricane Checklist...

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1. Setup fake photo-op where I am showed a news report of the storm. Make sure phone I am in is plugged in this time.

2. Vodka, make sure that I have a igloo cooler full of vodka, in fact, put the igloo cooler in an inter-tube, and tie it to the sofa, in case of flood.

3. Look at list of Republican Senators, find one having a birthday, and attend that party.

4. Ask for report from Karl on what the demographics of the area hit by Rita, because I may not have to care.

5. Call mom and ask her to stay away from the camera, we don’t need another incident.

6. Make sure you call that guy, I think I need a schedule a guitar lesson.

7. Spend at least 2 hour standing in from of the presidential mirror and work on you “Concerned face”

8. Find out where on the map see is Galveston is in the United States, and if so, find out who is governor, so we can play the blame game

9. Find new copy of Blame game, maybe one with more pictures this time, so I know who is who.



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CC:
Karl Rove
Condoleezza Rice
Michael Chertoff
Richard B. Cheney (availablity permitting)

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Karl Rove
Condoleezza Rice
Michael Chertoff
Richard B. Cheney (availablity permitting)

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