So you can do cocaine and be President

[DenaliDemocrat]

of the United States, but NOT a Chanel No.5 spokesmodel.


This country is fucking insane.

[donheld]

1. Damn right Denali

You can do cocaine, you can do Ken Lay, just no blowjobs.

[shadowknows69]

3. as a former expert in the field

Yes you can be president but I wouldn't recommend it. particularyly when near the nuk-u-lar button.

[Dagaz]

2. I've done cocaine

Not in 20 years but in college I had my fun. That doesn't make me a bad person I hope.

[driver8]

4. Heathen!!

Just kidding...I've done a little experimenting myself. It is nice to know that I can still run for President if I want to.

[Wizard777]

5. POTUS is the one of the job where prehiring drug screening is illegal and

a violation of the applicants rights. This also applies to Sentors, Congressmen, and any other elected official. Smoke a joint and you can't be trusted to sweep floors in any business in America. But as President you can get all coked out and petition Congress for nooklar war. If Congress is as coked out as you are you'll get it. If Congress had to pee in a bottle BEFORE passing drug testing legislation. It would have never passed. This is more of that legislation that is a damned good idea as long as Congress doesn't have to do it.

[Jamison]

6. Not just coke!

IMO Shrub has done everything under the sun.

[I_Make_Mistakes]

7. All you have to do is get yourself born again. That way you can

be the biggest b*stard in the world, and voila, clean slate!