mopaul
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 05:46 AM
Original message |
I hereby Volunteer to Snort Whiskey & Drink Cocaine with the president |
|
Edited on Thu Sep-22-05 05:51 AM by mopaul
maybe it would help him. maybe it would relax him, get him to be more natural, maybe keep him awake a bit longer at night. maybe if he and i got royally ripped, i could get through to him as a fellow boozer/junkie.
i'm willing to try it, if anyone's interested in air-dropping me into the oval office with a case of jack and an ounce of peruvian flake. as a patriot, i'm ready and willing and able, i just need a little backup.
who's got my back?
|
Tesla
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 05:47 AM
Response to Original message |
1. I bet he turns reptilian after a few!!!! |
skylarmae
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 05:47 AM
Response to Original message |
punpirate
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 05:53 AM
Response to Original message |
3. Or, it could turn him into wired-up... |
|
... freak desperately looking for the red button.
Gotta look at the up-side and the down-side in any operation. :)
|
DoYouEverWonder
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 05:54 AM
Response to Original message |
4. Jeez and waste the good stuff |
|
on that asshole. Why don't you drop into my office instead. I promise we would have a much better time.
|
mopaul
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 05:56 AM
Response to Reply #4 |
5. but this is a national crisis |
|
but i'll take you up on it, just the same
|
katinmn
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 06:01 AM
Response to Original message |
6. LOL. It may be the only way! |
|
nothing else has worked. :hi:
|
dbt
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 06:06 AM
Response to Original message |
7. Might as well go for the Bushmills, mo! |
|
What that fucker needs is some GREAT whiskey, so he'll see what he's been missing all these years. A few hits on that Protestant Likker from County Antrim and he'll be back on the juice for life!
Remember New Orleans
|
CascadeTide
(164 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 06:50 AM
Response to Reply #7 |
10. I switched to Jameson after I learned Brown Forman gave mostly to GOP |
|
I used to drink Bushmills but I never will again by choice.
|
Hubert Flottz
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 06:39 AM
Response to Original message |
8. Ahh but fortunately...he has the key ...to escape reality; |
|
Edited on Thu Sep-22-05 06:49 AM by Hubert Flottz
And you may see him tonight...with his illegal smile;
(A drunken AWOL chimp is in charge of the "Free World?" Our pResident, seems stoned to the bone 24/7! Who the Hell wouldn't get stoned and drunk to escape Bush's bloody, self-serving, reality?)
Sooo...Rollllllllllll...another one;
Just like the other one;
Shrub's been hangin' on to it;
Cause he sure as hell...don't give a $#*t;
Don't Bogart that joint...ya chimp;
Pass it over to Rush;
Bush gets drunk and America :puke:
edit..."They can all bite my middlelegacy," he exclaims proudly and drunkenly.
|
ladylibertee
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 06:42 AM
Response to Original message |
9. I would , but like I don't wanna get shot out of the air by Stealth B2's |
abluelady
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 07:32 AM
Response to Original message |
11. You're a Better Person than I |
|
I wouldn't waste my time. Oh MY God, am I a Republican????
|
Fridays Child
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 07:34 AM
Response to Original message |
|
But I think you can do it.
|
madokie
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 07:39 AM
Response to Original message |
13. You Tough, the first thing I'd have to do is punk him |
King Coal
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 07:39 AM
Response to Original message |
14. I'd be happy to lead a search party. |
mopaul
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 07:15 PM
Response to Original message |
15. snort snort swaller swaller |
OnionPatch
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Sep-22-05 07:36 PM
Response to Original message |
|
I'm more into the herbals myself. :smoke:
|
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Fri Apr 19th 2024, 03:36 PM
Response to Original message |