Church approved movies?

[hogwyld]

Found this article about vetting movies through churchgoers:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050922/ap_on_en_mo/hollywood_family_values

[silverweb]

1. Oh, for sure.

If you want to read some really hysterical movie reviews, check this site out: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/index.htm

You'll laugh your ass off. It almost more fun than watching some of the movies listed! :D

[ET Awful]

3. I especially like their rating category of Impudence/Hate

BUAHAHAHAHAHA

Apparently "Punk Dress" falls under this category as a negative.

[silverweb]

6. LOL

Aren't they fun? :7

[tigera2001]

9. How about this for Impudence/Hate?

"Bird defecation on shoulder"


I am not making this up. It's on their list of complaints for "Pirates of the Caribbean."


Funny site, in a creepy sort of way.

[silverweb]

13. Creepy is right!

Creepy that there are those who take ratings from this site seriously!

[Lautremont]

5. Here are some of the things they found wrong with Rushmore:

# arrogance against fair authority
# a dart shot into a younger boy's neck
# frequent lies to impress and to deflect accountability
# presentations of alcoholic beverages
# starting a leaf fire on school property
# ignoring restrictions
# use of stage drugs
# using bees to effect vengeance
# talk of divorce and family deaths
# chucking rocks

I can hardly believe it. "PG-13 - Use of bees to effect vengeance." Thanks for the link!

[silverweb]

7. You're welcome!

I think their rating system and reviews are hysterical and check them periodically just for laughs. :7

[Lautremont]

10. Would you trust this man to rate movies for you?

This is the dude who rates the movies (assuming he can even see them through those melting glasses).

[silverweb]

12. LOL

I've seen that picture before and think he is just the perfect reviewer for that website!

:rofl:

[MisterP]

2. evil Flanderses! "HELL-diddly-doo!"

[saigon68]

4. In their spare time

[Mountainman]

8. Some priests rape boys.

My brother is a priest and he is not a pedophile. That sign is a bit over the top I think. He is also a Green Beret vietnam veteran. He is also opposed to the war.

[donco6]

11. The sign is from Fred Phelps' whacko church.

And yes, it is over the top. But that's the point.