This Orrin Hatch photo is screaming to be captioned

[cynatnite]

[Tafiti]

1. OK.

"Senator Orrin Hatch from Utah tries to capture the moment when an attractive young aide bends over and reveals ample cleavage."

[TomInTib]

2. I Spy, with my little eye...how does this thing work again?

[ReverendDeuce]

3. I see that he is a Cingular customer...

The logo is in the outer screen, precisely where it should be on a Cingular-branded Motorola RAZR V3. Great phone, FYI.

[daninthemoon]

16. So this is about product placement?

[htuttle]

26. Well, industry has purchased everything ELSE in Congress but the chairs

I suppose it was only a matter of time before they got into Congressional product placement. I's imagine that one day they'll just start performing commercials on the floor during quorum calls.

[jane_pippin]

4. Dear Pat UR HOT! JK! *LOL* PM me L8r, k?

[AX10]

5. OK.

"Utah Senator Orrin Hatch takes a picture of a buff young male aid."

[Zynx]

6. Pat's bald head is just too beautiful! I must capture it!

[Must_B_Free]

7. "Hmm. Smells like teen spirit"

[ck4829]

8. "Now, how do you turn this thing into a phaser again?" *ZAP* "OW!"

[celestia671]

9. "If I hold it like this...

They'll never know I'm looking at porn!"

[BringEmOn]

10. Gotta get photos of the spineless Dems so we can use them

in our campaign ads.

[Joyce78]

11. LOL to all of you and thank y ou for being so comical.

Too bad this is so sad. I'm more in favor than ever of term limits for members of this sorry-arse Congress and this idiot Senate and most especially the Supreme Court. God sakes, these morons are getting richer and richer and dictating and giving themselves pay raises and condemning the rest of us to hell!!

[Blue Belle]

12. Pat Leahy votes to approve John Roberts? Must... get... picture.

:eyes:

[Tower]

13. "And don't forget, Senators: I have your souls in my magic picture box."

[Joyce78]

14. Orrin Hatch ... Ew, Ew, Ew, Ugh!

Orrin, as a woman, the thoughts of you even looking at me could trigger a bulimic episode this evening ... the thoughts of you actually touching me would make all of the women in my family physically ill. Ew, Orrin is as creepy as Frist, Hastert, Cheney, all of the Bushes, the idiot Imus, Limbaugh, etc.

[charlie]

15. Lessee...

Dubya said... hold it like this... press this button and... EEK!

***SNOOOOORT***

Whoa. I'm... invincible... top of the world... number ONE.

ALRIGHT YOU DUMMOCRAT MUTHAFUCKAS! ANY OF YOU WITH STONES COME LINE UP AND GET A PIECE OF ORRIN! RRRRRRRR!!!

[unkachuck]

17. I thought....

....channel 7 had cartoons....

[Marie26]

18. Maybe...

AP - Orrin Hatch (left) uses disguised Republican laser to brainwash Senator Leahy (right) into voting for Judge Roberts.

[ForrestGump]

19. Egad! I see a godless commie Muslim liberal! Phasers on kill!!

[neebob]

20. Trying to hack into my mind, huh? I'll show you!

This is what you get for not going along with my remote computer destruction plan.

[BuyingThyme]

21. Man, look at how old those fuckers are getting!

(Not a caption, just an observation.)

Who's that in the middle, Robert Bennett?

[electricray]

22. "OK Mental note: Super glue bonds instantly." n/t

[DainBramaged]

23. This is worth a picture, the moron Demorat is voting for Satan

Jeeze, he voted for the Lord of Darkness? What do we have on him?
And Feingold? Was the check finally big enough?

[BurtWorm]

24. "With Cingular's special secret vote-controller, we'll get Roberts through

this process and no one will be the wiser!"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. "Note to self: Pat and Arlen are holding hands, email pic to Fred Phelps"

:D

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

27. Resistance is futile, you WILL be assimilated. nt.