HOWDY! I AM A DRUNK GEORGE W. BUSH!!! WANNA HAVE A BEEEER WITH ME?

[dhinojosa]

Howdy, pardner, GW here. Bang, bang!

<long silence while I pee>

Say, you wanna have a beer with me?

[knight_of_the_star]

1. Yeah sure, just lemme see your beer real quick

Going to add some "spice" to it ;)

[Tace]

2. If You're Buying

It would be scary as hell, but I'm game.

[ChiciB1]

3. I Only Drink Beer, But NEVER With The Louse!!!

He's not even allowed on my T.V.!!!

[AndyTiedye]

4. ** Is the Sort of Guy You Want to Pour a Beer On

[Minstrel Boy]

5. Sometimes you have to say no to beer.

Besides, he'd probably make it a Coors.

[dhinojosa]

7. Oh man, you are right....

damn shame

[Cleita]

6. As a bartender, I had to listen to many drunks like

George. I would never feel like I wanted to have a beer with them. I mean are you crazy?

[RoyGBiv]

8. Absolutely ... Three conditions ...

I get to pick the bar. No secret service. Cameras will be allowed.

:evilgrin:

[fiveleafclover]

9. Ooh! An action shot of Bush

falling off his barstool. That's what I want for Christmas!

[dhinojosa]

11. That would be cool.

;)

[tk2kewl]

13. And, Georgie, we talk about your mother.

:evilgrin:

[philarq]

10. I have this feeling---

George might be a fun guy to have a beer with and talk baseball---a real party guy

He seems to be much more on top of the baseball stats than the "running the country" stats.

[banana republican]

12. A man walk into a bar in Texas..

where * is making a speach on TV.

He says "What a horses ass".

The Texan sitting next to him hauls off and knockes him off the barstool.

"Why did you do that", he asks?

The Texan answers, "Don't ever talk that way about a horse again."