What's going through *'s head in these pics ?

[sabra]

U.S. President George W. Bush (R) watches a briefing on tropical storm Rita with a predicted trajectory towards the Texas coast, aboard the USS Iwo Jima Naval ship docked in New Orleans

[Missy M]

1. Nothing - his brain is totally empty!!!

[hardrainfallin]

2. as usual, nothing but a lot of hot air. n/t

[liberal N proud]

3. Those sure are pretty colors on that picture up there on the wall

[soup]

12. "... er ... uh ... 4 ... um ... er ... 5 ... uh.. uh... 6 ...

these connect the dots puzzles sure are getting tougher."

[melody]

4. He looks bored and wondering why the hell he has to be there... as usual..

[Arkansas Granny]

14. After all, he's already been to a hurricane. Time to do something else.

[daninthemoon]

5. I want a damn drink and a line. Can I goto the bathroom?

[tridim]

6. "I really need a 'bathroom break'"

We all know what that really means.

[yellowcanine]

7. "I better get back to the pig farm so that I can monitor this. Dang, I

need a drink!"

[YOY]

8. A slow summer breeze

and a Merl Haggart tune or two.

[SoCalDem]

9. popsicle?..... shiny?...... meatloaf for lunch???

or just zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[renate]

29. thanks for the laugh

"...shiny?...."

:rofl: :spray:
I needed that!

[txaslftist]

10. Is it really true you can't smell Vodka on someone's breath?

[MN ChimpH8R]

11. "bzzt......bzzt ....'pop'....snap"

his wiring gave out years ago. Nothin' but shorts and sparks now.

[calico1]

13. "This is soooo bor-ing. Why do I have to sit

with these rif-raf? I wonder where the nearest bar is? I could sure use a drink!"

[louis-t]

15. Even * has to realize what a phony he is.

Anyone who has to keep telling people how hard he is working, isn't working hard at all. If he was doing anything, people would notice.

[Generic Other]

16. Everytime Honore' says "stuck on stupid" people look at Bush

It's starting to annoy poor George because he has to act like he cares.

His "beautiful mind" is working hard to compensate for all the black holes in his brain.

[Historic NY]

17. Uncle Dick....Uncle Dick......I need help.....

I don't like this weather/science crap, Uncle Dick. Okay, who's got the Jim Beam?

[BeyondGeography]

18. Only 3 more years of this shit

and I am OUTTA HERE!

[meti57b]

19. "I need a drink"

[Tennessee Gal]

20. Why me?

I thought I could control everything simply by lying to the people! How do I lie myself out of this one?

[Mutley]

21. Picture the "slow" buzzard in those looney toons cartoons...

In the melody of that kid's song (unsure of the real title) "I caught myself a baby bumble bee"...

Bush: Do do do do do dooo dooo dooo dooo dooo...

[DancingBear]

23. The real name of the "bumblebee" song is "Arkansas Traveler"

Just in case it's driving anyone crazy... :)

[Mutley]

28. It was driving me crazy, that's for sure!

Thanks!

[MN ChimpH8R]

25. Ahhhhhh......yup

[Mutley]

27. YES!

:rofl: Exactly who I was thinking of!

[MN ChimpH8R]

30. The one and only Beaky Buzzard nt

[leftofthedial]

22. "I may need a bathroom break?"

Chivas
Jim Beam
Cuervo

"Blow! He said 'Blow!' I could use a little blow right now!"

[longship]

24. Jim Beamm... Jim Beammmm... Jimmmm Beammmmm...

...can't wait until this is over so I can get another Jimmmm Beammmmm.
Mmmmmmmm!

[Richard D]

26. Going through his head??????>

That's a pretty radical assumption, no?

[Fla Dem]

31. Hey is this thang goin anywhere near Crawford? Show me Crawford on

this here map. Get the Army to Crawford to put sandbags around my ranch.

[atomic-fly]

32. This is really killing my bike riding schedule.

[DS1]

33. Why do I have to be here? I'm a War President. There's a War

going on. I don't have time to deal with dead people. What do they care? They're dead, they can wait. They got all sorts of time to wait. Probably didn't vote for me anyway. So why should I care? I need to get the chopper started so I can fly to Camp David.

[skypilot]

34. "DP 6...DP 5... DP 4...

...DP 3...BINGO!!!"

[jane_pippin]

35. You mean besides the booze and drugs, right?

[Bouncy Ball]

36. Nothing, as usual. He looks totally bored and is probably

wondering when he can (sniff, sniff) take a bathroom "powder" (sniff, sniff).

[dubyaD40web]

37. **Crickets**