jojog
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Fri Sep-23-05 03:13 PM
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President Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French |
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President Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French
President Bush and a giddy Jacques Chirac shake hands on the deal.
BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.
"This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be stronger and better as a result. I stand here today in unity with French Prime Minister Jack Sharaq, who was so kind to accept my offer of Louisiana in exchange for 25 million dollars cash."
The state, ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, will cost hundreds of billions of dollars to rebuild.
"Jack understands full well that this one's a 'fixer upper,'" said Bush. "He and the French people are quite prepared to pump out all that water, and make Louisiana a decent place to live again. And they've got a lot of work to do. But Jack's assured me, if it's not right, they're going to fix it."
The move has been met with incredulity from the beleaguered residents of Louisiana. "Shuba-pie!" said New Orleans resident Willis Babineaux. "Frafer-perly yum kom drabby sham!"
However, President Bush's decision has been widely lauded by Republicans.
"This is an unexpected but brilliant move by the President," said Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist. "Instead of spending billions and billions, and billions of dollars rebuilding the state of Louisiana, we've just made 25 million dollars in pure profit."
"This is indeed a smart move," commented Fox News analyst Brit Hume. "Not only have we stopped the flooding in our own budget, we've made money on the deal. Plus, when the god-awful French are done fixing it up, we can easily invade and take it back again."
The money gained from 'The Louisiana Refund' is expected to be immediately pumped into the rebuilding of Iraq.
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Fri Sep-23-05 03:17 PM
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1. Very very funny did you write this? |
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or do you have a link?
:hi:
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Fri Sep-23-05 03:20 PM
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Fri Sep-23-05 03:23 PM
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3. Do you have a link I want to use it? Oh here it is |
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Edited on Fri Sep-23-05 03:31 PM by seemslikeadream
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Fri Sep-23-05 03:39 PM
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4. Why did I believe this? |
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Edited on Fri Sep-23-05 03:42 PM by lyonn
Just kiddin, that was fun.
Edit: That was timely considering the dike broke again!
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Fri Sep-23-05 03:50 PM
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we go to war with Mexico and force them to take Texas back
"Remember the Omala !"
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Per DU copyright rules please post only four paragraphs from the copyrighted news source and provide a link to the source.
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Fri Sep-23-05 04:51 PM
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7. And the Mexicans Are Quickly Taking Back Texas - FOR FREE! |
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