Wolf continues to provide comic relief.

[trof]

In the midst of tragedy you can always count on Wolf "The Iron Man of Cable News" Blitzer to lift the sprits with a little clueless humor.

Interviewing a sheriff. Didn't catch where.
Evidently a small Texas town with many evacuees.

"So how are you doing down there?"
"Well, we don't have enough food and water."
"You don't have enough food and water?"
"That's right."
"What do you mean, not enough food and water?"
"Well, I mean we don't have enough food and water to go around."

Jeez, Wolf.
What part about "not enough food and water" didn't you understand?
"shrug:

[Ian David]

1. What he means is they don't have any capers to put on their caviar. n/t

[karlrschneider]

2. Wasn't that an old movie, "The Great Caviar Caper"?

:D
:evilgrin:
:eyes:

[trof]

3. Ah, thank you.

I was having trouble with that.
;-)

[Ian David]

4. He was barely able to get by without red onion for the smoked salmon plate

[AX10]

5. But Wolf didn't ask, "Do you have enough water?"

:silly:

[trof]

9. He reminds me of the "Department of Redundancy Department".

[AlCzervik]

6. you know aside from him being a shill and a tool the one thing

above all else that he does that drives me fing crazy is when he repeats a name or a particular word and puts great emphasis on it, other talking heads do the same but he does it a lot with a particular tone and inflection that makes me want to scream.

[trof]

7. I think we should have a national "Talk Like Blitzer Day".

Or...
I THINK...we should...HAVE...a NATIONAL...etc.

[AlCzervik]

8. I agree

Again I Agree

[Lancer]

10. I love it when he splits infinitives:

Thank YOU Gary Tuchman for that REPORT very MUCH.

[AlCzervik]

11. "That was Gary, Gary Tuckman with his report"