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Sun Sep-25-05 11:58 AM
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C aption This....Cheney leaves Hospital |
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:02 PM
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1. I'm ready to loot and pillage again |
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:02 PM
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2. How could he be leaving the hospital. CNN said tomorrow ...he had 6 hr. |
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operation...that isn't him leaving after having stints put in yesterday. If he's leaving early then he didn't have the kind of operation they said he had...:eyes:
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:05 PM
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6. What do you want to bet he has a complete hospital unit |
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set up at his compound at our expense?
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:58 PM
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26. I think they used either local anesthetics or conscious sedation. |
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I don't believe general anesthesia was used on him.
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:26 PM
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33. He had aneurisms in the backs of his knees. |
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Essentially blood vessels with a weak spot that was ballooning and threatening to pop. The type of surgery that those of us without insurance might have to forego.
I read he was under local anaesthetic. They did not do surgery on any "supportive" tissue such as tendons, muscle or bone, but he does probabably have incisions that are dressed on the back of his legs under his clothing.
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:02 PM
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"Brrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnssssssssss. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnngggggggggggg!"
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:02 PM
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3. "....having had no luck in finding a conscience, even a disposable one.." |
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:04 PM
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4. "ooh it always feels good to have my oil changed." nt |
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:04 PM
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5. Driver go right to the cemetary ...... |
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..... and do for Dick what "We" did for the good folks of NO. No food, water, or medicine for 3 days and then drop him off.
How many people are dead thanks to his "energy group" aka steal oil in Iraq folks from PNAC?
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:08 PM
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:05 PM
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8. he looks like morticia's uncle ..(can't remember the name) |
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:16 PM
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13. Uncle Fester! Yes he does! |
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Sun Sep-25-05 06:40 PM
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:14 PM
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10. "In nomine Patris et fillii et..." |
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:16 PM
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12. "I can play dominoes better than you can." |
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:55 PM
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24. Dominic, go frisk 'em |
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Sun Sep-25-05 06:57 PM
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42. As time goes on, there're fewer and fewer of us who ... |
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... get the (pre-Vatican-II) joke, I guess. Even in my (largely Catholic) family, I don't think those younger than 40 have ever attended a Latin Mass. Shame.
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Sun Sep-25-05 09:52 PM
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44. My husband was an altar boy... |
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Every once in a while, the topic will turn to something reminiscent or a movie on tv will bring back those memories and he puts his hands together and his neck gets stiff. He walks around like the head altar boy who got to ring the bells. I could kick his ass with the pontificating! But it's really funny to see him assume the altar boy attitude.
I think the only thing that gives the old Roman Cath ways a wide airing are those Damien movies and others like it. Latin spoken in that genre always gives me the willies.
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:15 PM
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11. "So long and thanks for the body parts!" |
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:17 PM
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14. You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. |
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel. Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul. Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile. Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crockodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You're a nasty, wasty skunk. Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk. Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you, are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You're the king of sinful sots. Your heart's a dead tomato splot With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch. With a nauseaus super-naus. You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked horse. Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce.
Copyright © 1957, Dr. Seuss. Return to the The Dr.
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Sun Sep-25-05 06:46 PM
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39. Yes! My first thought on that picture was the Grinch! |
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Sun Sep-25-05 11:14 PM
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49. Ayep. I scrolled down to make sure no one had said it yet |
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I see someone beat me to it as well. It must be the grinchy smile on his face.
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:17 PM
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15. ...then the Whos down in Who-ville will all cry Boo-Hoo!" ... |
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Sun Sep-25-05 11:19 PM
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52. He reminds me that Halloween is coming! |
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He is one evil and ugly dude.
Sure was a quick fix for a six hour procedure.
Maybe they were trying to fit him for a new heart but it didn't work and they sent him home.
Get lots of rest Dick and stay out of our business.
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:19 PM
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16. Oz has given me a knew heart now if i can just learn to use it. |
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And is it me or does he look like an evil elton john? Or am i being a little bit funny?
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:22 PM
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18. Ahh, I always feel much better after raiding the fridge at the blood bank. |
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:37 PM
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19. When Mr. Oogie Boogie says |
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There's trouble close at hand You'd better pay attention now 'Cause I'm the Boogie Man And if you aren't shakin' Then there's something very wrong 'Cause this may be the last time now That you hear the boogie song, ohhh
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:38 PM
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20. You know, it's funny, Smithers. |
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I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy. -- Mr. Burns. The Simpsons, ``Blood Feud''
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:39 PM
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21. Would you look at that HAND!!??? That is NOT the hand of a healthy man. |
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He looks like an evil cadaver. Thats a picture of the devil himself leaving the hospital after godknowswhat kinda "procedure"
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:13 PM
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30. That is a hand that has never done an honest day's work. n-t |
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:39 PM
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22. Thanks for the free surgery suckers!! eom. |
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:43 PM
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23. Halliburton sends greetings to the plebians n/t |
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Sun Sep-25-05 12:56 PM
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25. Hey all you stupid fucks, I am still alive and I WILL take over the |
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Sun Sep-25-05 01:48 PM
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27. "Can't wait to try out the penis pump I got as a bonus!" |
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:03 PM
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29. your jack nicholson avatar... |
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:21 PM
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31. he looks terrible...... |
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i know this is not a caption, but he looks bad.
at a risk of incurring bad karma, i say to bad the aneurysm wasn't in his brain and too bad it didn't explode....screw the cheneys...all of them...rot in hell you bloodsucker...and take that oh so prim and proper school marm wanna be turned lesbian porn writing douche-bag hypocrite of a wife with you when you go.
i have nothing but ill will towards this administration...fuck 'em all
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:23 PM
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32. Cheney recovers? -- bet it was bogus because of DC. protests |
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Sun Sep-25-05 06:42 PM
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36. The undead don't really die. |
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Sun Sep-25-05 06:44 PM
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37. HAHA, I still rule the country you fucknutwits! |
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Driver! Take me back to my crypt! Snel!
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Sun Sep-25-05 06:45 PM
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38. "The puppy blood was DEE- LISH!!" |
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Sun Sep-25-05 06:47 PM
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40. Activating waiving mechanism |
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Waiving mechanism activated.
WARNING! WARNING! SMILE AT ONLY 50%!
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Sun Sep-25-05 06:55 PM
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41. He looks like The Grinch in that pic! |
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Sun Sep-25-05 07:01 PM
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43. Oh shit, and Christmas is coming up. n/t |
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Sun Sep-25-05 10:35 PM
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45. "Exploratory surgery to locate VP Cheney's heart proves unsuccessful" |
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And that isn't a smile--he's just sneering on both sides.
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Sun Sep-25-05 10:39 PM
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46. I'm only 80% dead - Satan has let me continue my work here |
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Sun Sep-25-05 10:41 PM
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47. "Use your aggressive feelings, boy!" |
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"Let the hate flow through you!"
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Sun Sep-25-05 11:18 PM
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51. I'll rise from my grave again! |
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Sun Sep-25-05 11:21 PM
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53. "Maybe if I wave, they'll think I give a crap about them" |
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Sun Sep-25-05 11:33 PM
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54. Merry Christmas Mr. Potter! |
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Happy New Year to you ... IN JAIL.
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