Jr said is like an afterthought--it was weak--to save gas. Yet all I hear

[rodeodance]

on the news tonight is how Bush has asked us all to save gas--like it has some substance to it. over and over i hear this as I flip the stations.

[rosesaylavee]

1. When we save the gas, where does he suggest we put it?

[rodeodance]

5. in Air Force one--he has more photo ops tomorrow.

[rodeodance]

2. in other words--they were not words of a leader taking charge--it was

his gabbled speech and his lay back attitude that makes me angry.

[On Par]

3. I Also Plan To Can The Summer Heat To Use It As Winter Fuel!

[rodeodance]

7. got lots of cans lined up?

[MaggieSwanson]

4. I heard him too. He could barely mumble the words

"Conservers".

[BlueJac]

6. He just doesn't want this happening.......

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

[Tari]

10. Excellent! Printing for my mom. She'll love it.

Thanks for the laugh.

[shraby]

12. Good one!!

[NYC]

13. This is the third time

I've seen that joke. Every time, it is just as enjoyable. :hi:

[BlueJac]

14. I love it!

:toast:

[NNN0LHI]

8. But how do I keep shopping & spending as he suggests if I can't drive? n/t

[rosesaylavee]

11. Doesn't he know I have to drive my SUV to the mall to spend my

tax refund?

[CBGLuthier]

9. Does that fuckin idiot

Think we are all tooling around on luxury drives day in and out.

I work 6 days a week. I take my wife to work. I take the kids to school. I go to work. I come home. We do a little grocery shopping and sometimes drop the kids off at friend's houses. I usually use 15 gallons of gasoline a week.

Which of these activities would Mr. Numbnuts suggest I give up?

This winter will he suggest we all set our thermostats to 50?

Meanwhile, he burns countless thousands of gallons of jet fuel going to photo ops.


Ohhh, just fuck him, his entire family and his dead ancestors.

[BlueJac]

15. The peanut head thinks with and empty hole.

[wishlist]

16. He seemed hesitant and half-hearted when talking about conservation

I thought it was interesting too that the media has made a big deal out of his remarks even though he mentioned gas conservation measures in such a quiet offhand manner, as if he really did not like talking about it.

[natrat]

17. guy is such a big fake

front man for a crime syndicate and he plays a mean air guitar-what a douche