"You know, I have one simple request:

[goodboy]

And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?"

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Well, looks like we've got DOLPHINS WITH FRICKIN' DART GUNS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS:


Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina

by Mark Townsend Houston
Sunday September 25, 2005
The Observer

It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.
Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html

[renie408]

1. That is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

And kudos on the set up with Dr. Evil.

[cynatnite]

2. Olberman did the same set up about ten minutes ago n/t

[goodboy]

4. no way! shit, I missed it! (nt)

[morgan2]

3. heh made the same joke at about noon today

[goodboy]

5. that's because you're a frickin' genius! a frickin evil genius!

[Stephanie]

6. It really is just unbelievably weird

This must be the most incompetent and the most BIZARRE admin in history.

[goodboy]

8. not to mention...EVIL. "Cause your not quite evil enough. Your semi-evil,

your quasi-evil, your the margarine of evil, your the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not "evil" enough."

- Dr. Evil, In Movies/Austin Powers

[Sydnie]

7. The Incredible Mr. Limpet? Why does that

image come to mind? Henry ... Henry Limpet ... you come out of there!

You just can't make this sort of shit up.

Time to drag in Mike Myers and see just what his connections are to this project. :rofl:

[goodboy]

9. First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head pokin out

Dr. Evil: Charming

Fat Bastard: I'm not kiddin'. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know?