Dez
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:12 AM
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How to drug test chimpie? |
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I would say on a daily basis, since alcohol is quickly eliminated.. I think we ought to drug test him to see how much he's drinking.. it's really a matter of National Security, IMHO. How do we request this?
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:15 AM
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1. All we need is one smart waiter |
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or a servant that will take one of the many glasses that his lips have touched and call Columbo!
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:21 AM
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2. Check the bike trails around crawford for blood & scabs. Voila! |
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:37 AM
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3. Somebody has to fish the Toy Story Pull-Ups out of the white house trash, |
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wring 'em out and send the weewee in for analysis.
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:55 AM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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KansDem
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:55 AM
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4. I remember reading once how the CIA got a stool sample of Kruschev |
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...for testing purposes to determine in the Soviet Premier was sick or if he was taking certain medications. It didn't say how this was done, but one supposes the CIA, posing as plumbers, could've installed a bypass in the pipes of a certain toilet known to be used by Kruschev and obtained the sample when the Soviet Premier flushed the toilet. Perhaps in the UN? Or the Russian Embassy?
I suppose the same could be done to see what Chimpy is on...
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Tue Sep-27-05 01:29 PM
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6. But, the CIA and FBI work for him. |
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Tue Sep-27-05 01:33 PM
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8. Heck of a job , Brownie. |
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Tue Sep-27-05 01:33 PM
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7. Perhaps a hair sample from a make-up room at a TV studio (not fox) |
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