ck4829
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Tue Sep-27-05 12:31 PM
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Bush to ban numbers above 17 |
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We've recently heard that Bush will cut Monday off of the weekly calendar.
Now his Faith Based Scientists and his Armies of Compassion armed with their M-16's have discovered that numbers above 17 require a person saying them to expend more energy and writing these numbers uses up more ink or paint.
And do you know where we get energy for us to say these numbers?
And do you know where we get this ink?
And do you know where we get this paint?
From trucks transporting these things?
And do you know what these trucks run on?
Oil.
So, say goodbye to 31, 991, and google.
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Tue Sep-27-05 12:33 PM
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Tue Sep-27-05 12:33 PM
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2. Doesn't 43 come after 17? Hmmmm. |
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Tue Sep-27-05 12:43 PM
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Tue Sep-27-05 12:45 PM
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4. His Armies of Compassion are armed with A4 carbines |
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Tue Sep-27-05 12:55 PM
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5. if a six becomes a nine, well i dont mind |
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if all the hippies cut there hair , well i dont care-jimi
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